Monday, May 21, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #1

May 12, 2018

As I previously told you, these two foreign born co-stars on a hit foreign made television show can't stand each other. They aren't even willing to put aside their differences for charity. The higher listed of the pair who is a dual threat A lister insisted on doing this big charity gig without the co-star.

Benedict Cumberbatch/Martin Freeman

28 comments:

timebob said...

it makes sense they have absolutely no chemistry on the show.

Unknown said...

Tumblr will have a meltdown if this gets out. Half the crazies on there are convinced that Beatrice Cuminmouth and the Hobbitsies are mutually pleasuring each other on the DL. Ugly women have a thing for homo sex, is weird but true.

ElwoodHamster said...

Is Bagpipes Cummerbund gay? All I hear is how little time he spends with his wife, but not sure if he prefers to spend his time with other women or men.
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, of course. I just wish more people felt comfortable being out.

plot said...

By your own description there, Vessy, you are an ugly woman. Can't look away from the gay sechs, can you?

Snifter said...

@Timebob They did at one point, series 1 and 2 were very good. 3 was forgettable, 4 was a mess.

longtimereader said...

like hiddles, a certain type of brit actor brings out the crazy wine mom.

plot said...

LOL! Crazy Wine Mom.

Who is the higher listed here?

Unknown said...

Bodiddly Creaminpuff went to an English boarding school from 8 years onwards, so of course he's at least a little bit gay. Sodomy and mutual masturbation after rugby practice is a tradition over there.

@Snifter I caught a couple of episodes of the first season, thought it was fairly well placed and well acted but all the shit they threw in to make Holmes modern and appealing to millennials was fucking embarrassing. See he knows how to use a cellphone! Browse online! We're going to show him using google maps via retarded graphics. Has not aged well. No idea about the later seasons except all the stuff coming from Tumblr about Holmes and Moriarty being gay for each other (because of course).

VikingSong said...

That's odd, Vessy. The only difference between American "Football" and the much older British sport of Rugby is that Brit Rugby players don't wear helmets or Kevlar padding nor do they touch each others' arses like American "footballers" do..

plot said...

So Vessy are you coming out to us as an ugly chick????

Lu said...

And he actualy did it! No Freeman on the sherlck breakfast charity

one_eyed_bob said...

Vessimede is homophobic and anti-Semitic based on his posts on this site. Seems likely he hates more groups of people. And then he likes to spend time guessing celebrity gossip? It’s very strange.

IanPhlegming said...

The 4th season was so very bad they just need to stop.

None of the seasons were excellent throughout, but all had excellence in them. They were often too smart for their own good, to SMH levels.

Both actors were fantastic in the roles, too. Until Season 4. I had every one on DVR, I couldn't finish a single episode they were so painfully off-target.

Brayson87 said...

Bring back Moriarty/Andrew Scott. Enough of the fan service and British soap bullsh!t. Don't care about Sherlock or Watson anymore. Andrew Scott did for Moriarty what Ledger did for Joker, reimagined a classic villain in a modern menacing way. Give Scott his due, you can even make it a Moriarty prequel series if you're hung up on continuity. Netflix likes to throw money at things, toss some that way.

plot said...

With one caveat - no Steven Moffat anywhere near the Moriarty production.

Amy said...

'Patrick Melrose' is absolutely brilliant. I forgive Benedict everything just because of that programme....it was an early Sherlock performance before it became ridiculously shit.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Awwww... Now taht just sounds like a métaphore for like when you try to adopt 2 cats and get 4 as part of the deal but you don’t want any of them to feel rejected/unloved. 😿😿😿😿

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Ooooh. I’ve never heard of that archetype before!

I’ll aspire to be a Bonkers Beer Cat Lady, then. 😾😻😺😽

It’ll be like Inspector Morse if he kept multiple cats instead of listening to opera. And then I’d Ben constantly feeding my babies matatabi/catnip “because I’m not like a regular mum, I’m a fool mum.”

Literally my oldest cat is soooo mean... 🖤

Scandi Sanskrit said...

*cool (not FOol)

Fucking autocorrect mockingbird my impeccable parenting skills 🖕🏼🖕🏼

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Scandi Sanskrit said...

I love how he claimed to have worked at the UN, as if he was a former employee (on taht thread about the disillusioned former-celebrity who went on to get a degree in International Relations and worked focusing IIRC on education for girls and trafficked children). And some people on CDAN believed him.

You really can pretend to be whoever on the Interwebs... It’s sick. 🎏

Aoife said...

Ironically their feud started, IIRC, because Benedict couldn't stand Freemnan's then lady. I always found it ironic that she and Freeman broke up in real life after all the drama between Benedict, Martin and her.

I don't know why everyone hated the fourth season.

I liked that they modernized Holmes, showing him as a drug addicted sociopath who was pretty incapable of deep emotional attachments. It's definitely not the Holmes we all grew up with but I think it will be easier for further modernization of the character and the classic stories.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Eeeeeeeh. Fuck the modernised shite. The RETRO STUFF IS SO MUCH MORE FASCINATING. 😻

Like the CSI wouldn’t immediately bag evidence, the cops would touch stuff with their bare hands leaving fingerprints all over, and Inspector Morse would get romantically involved with victims/witnesses/perps (no question of “conflict-of-intérêt” ever raised like they’d do in “Line of Duty”) or hug/touch them while they’d confess. LMAO. And sometimes Morse would like drink teh victim’s booze from their home. One time he even sent a fake letter on behalf of a missing person. It was SO messed up how they did it back in the day... 😹😹😹😹

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Oh, and that was all in the pre-DNA days where they’d use payphones to remain untraceable. Ah... Good times. Those were the fucked-up days... 🍻

Melody the First said...

Just utter nonsense. Mofftiss is spreading this in order to surprise everyone with the real Season 4. The one we saw was a farce.

Aoife said...

LOL Scandi.

Morse was a mess.

They cleaned things up with Inspector Lewis. If you watch "Midsomer" you can see a progression in forensics and crime scene methodology as well. The new pathologist Fleur is a breath of fresh air.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

But I liiiike messssyyyy... 😹😹😹😹

It was so inappropriate/in-PC but then nobody took offense. I love it best when he drinks the victim’s booze right at the crime scene. My favourite part of the show. 🥃

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Ooh! Oohh! I just came back to add: they never handcuff perps on “Inspector Morse”, it’s like English people can’t/don’t run or something. 😹😹😹😹

The only arrest-related thing that’s funnier is the Canadian police force. IDK if they still wear those uniforms they had on “Twin Peaks”, but if I were ever arrested in Canada I’d never stop LOL-ing at them as they escort me to the police car.

God, I loathe Justin Trudeau’s fake ass...

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