Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Hi, I am Jake Gyllenhaal. I was shopping at Bloomingdale's in Manhattan which is one of the world's busiest stores. I wanted to buy some underwear. There were so many styles and patterns and colors that I just could not contain myself. I went through each one carefully. I wanted to touch them, feel them, explore them and become intimate with them. With hundreds and hundreds of people passing me by, I just explored and caressed. I was imagining how they would look on me and how they would feel. OMG, I can't wait to go back."
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17 comments:
He's soooo gay
Come out already, Toothy
heather
He's soooo gay
Come out already, Toothy
heather
He's soooo gay
Come out already, Toothy
heather
Wasn't there a blind item a looong while back about an actor who would go to a store, take the underwear out of the boxes, put it on under his clothes and leave with several pairs on. Everyone thought it was Jake.
Toothy he is!!! He does need to come out!!!!
I wonder if he wears the pants in his relationship? We know he wears the underwears!!
So do we think he was wondering how he would feel in the underwear or - - how his bf would feel in the underwear???
Ent lawyer: please tell us what you know about Jake G in a BI! He is adorable!
Maybe he was buying it for someone? Or maybe he was just confused as to which one could contain his package?
So what that Jake was buying underwear? Why is this big news?
And please, you sound five years old if you think that makes him gay.
He is such a flaming queen. And, damn, I wish he wasn't. So adorable.
A flaming queen? For buying underwear? Please, stereotype much.
Did he actually even buy it? or just caress it - lovingly, dreamily, hungrily?
For shame! It's high time someone in Hollywood took up the plight of the chapped American public.He is selfless,justified and friendless.
Between this, Ted's adoption baby blind item and Anne Hathaway saying that he asked (politely) to touch her boobs on a filmset you know something's going on.
If he is bisexual or gay I say no problem, as long as you can act and entertain on screen, fine.
from OK! magazine:
REESE WITHERSPOON
Her love life heats up with a new man: Jake Gyllenhaal!
Reese spent the weekend in the Big Apple getting even better acquainted with Zodiac star Jake. The single actress visited Jake’s Greenwich Village penthouse on March 1. He returned the favor the next day, stopping by The Mandarin Oriental hotel in Midtown Manhattan to see Reese. Their blossoming love affair is taking its toll on her estranged husband, Ryan Phillippe. OK! has learned that the Breach star has been begging his soon-to-be ex-wife to give their relationship another shot and that he is determined to do whatever it takes to win back the love of his life.
who is his boyfriend?
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