Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Random Photos Part One

Why the hell not start with Martha Stewart. Sure she can be cranky, but I can relate to that. Haven't you ever wanted to just go hang out with her for a day? I think it would be pretty cool. Plus, I could use some help with my crafting skills. I'm not good for much except, making beer cap necklaces.
Aerosmith - Boston
Since she was so popular last time I put her on here, I figured what the hell, might as well put Adriana Lima back up again.
Carmen Electra does something we all wish we could do. Smack Vanessa Lemonjello.

You will notice that despite the blood and emergency room and the near death experience she suffered to her toe, Kim Kardashian still managed to squeeze it into a pair of heels two sizes to small for her.
Brad and the boys.
So how exactly did Beyonce earn those pilot wings? Hmmm?
I don't think I have ever had a photo of Blair Brown on the site. Damn shame if you ask me.
James Hetfield certainly drew a crowd in Berlin.

Janice Dickinson and her son. Man, I want to hear those stories.
George Michael - London
Earth Wind & Fire go to the US Open.
Dave Stewart - Las Vegas

Maria Sharapova is ok looking, but the way people act as if she is the best looking thing since free Krispy Kremes really puzzles me.

You know, I had an entire spiel here all planned, but basically it came down to whether or not with all thing 80's returning (I have my parachute pants all ready to go) if Michael Jackson gloves would also be returning. Apparently the answer is yes, and in colors to match your clothes.
Macy Gray and her son.
Apparently Marcia Cross has a d**k.
This is the first time in a really long time that I haven't seen Joshua Jackson's girlfriend hanging on to him like she was drowning in a pool.

Snoop Dogg - Las Vegas


Stray Cats - Amsterdam
"I thought the tennis players did such a good job grunting. They have such a bright future and they looked amazing."
Room number or how many guys she has slept with?
A first time appearance for Mark Valley.
"Daddy make the noise stop."


"Xenu won't be quiet daddy."
A line of bikinis from Tara Reid. Tops, bottoms and really bad plastic surgery optional.
Tracy Morgan teaches us, that even when no one else loves you, you can always hug yourself. Oh, and lotion is your friend.
I know it is a trick of the camera, but it does appear that Shawn Johnson is actually shorter than the car.

44 comments:

Molly said...

enty the pop ups are driving me fucking insane. stop!

suri is covering her ears because daddy is going on and on about scientology.

love shawn johnson.

i know everyone here hates dancing with the stars but i am hella pissed that kardashian's ass will be on the camera every week. it's supposed to be dancing with the stars not dancing with the 'ho's.

i feel better now.

kris said...

OFF TOPIC - but do y'all remember the blind about the husband that finally moved out cuz the wife was hitting him? I can't find it and i think it's Eric Dane:

It’s rumored that Eric Dane aka Grey’s Antomy’s hottie McSteamy and his wife Rebecca Gayheart have split after four years of marriage, according to Star magazine. Dane allegedly dumped the Noxema girl and took off to stay over at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont Hotel earlier this summer. A source said:
“They’ve been trying to keep it quiet while they work on their problems, but the problems may be too great to overcome. Eric and Rebecca used to love spending time together and were barely apart. As Eric’s gotten more famous, Rebecca’s behavior has gotten more erratic. One second, she’s jealous of his success; the next, she’s angry and won’t speak to him. Eric never knew what to expect.”

CDAN Mod said...

yes, please ditch those easy pop-ups. pleeeze!

Lucky777 said...

OK...I know Adriana Lima is probably beautiful, but does she just not photograph well??? I mean, she looks scary!!!

and you read my mind quint. southerner...get rid of those pop-ups!!!!

mooshki said...

Ah, Earth, Wind & Fire, that's exactly what my day needs.

Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in September
Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day

Stray Cats & George Michael pics - thanks for reminding me that I'm f-ing old. ;)

Hey, Bunny, that mic Snoop is holding? It's bigger than that.

Mikael said...

I am with you on Sharapova and think she should find some occupation that didn't rely on her looks.

Molly said...

oh and enty what's your beef with anna sharpykoveywhateverhernameis? she's a beautiful woman, not just ok. one minute you act like you're don quixote railing at windmills and saving damsels in distress who are subject to unrealistic ideals of beauty and the next minute you're being an asshole. pick one.

Ice Angel said...

I really don't know what to think about the entire Cruise clan and their wacko Scientologist lunacy, but there is one sure thing....that kid is CUTE!!!

Speaking of cute-no one better say a word about Shawn Johnson-she is adorable, rocks the gym and made America proud even in the face of those cheaters!!! USA!!!

Molly said...

lucky, i guess i read it first. lmao! ;-)

Molly said...

kris, i meant to say i do remember that. good catch it sounds like them!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Hey, speaking of Mark Valley (I was in the Sluttienna thread), thanks ENT! He's handsome, but I hate that jacket with those pants.

mooshki said...

"I am with you on Sharapova and think she should find some occupation that didn't rely on her looks."

LMAO.

kris said...

thanks Molly...slow day here at work.. LOL

GladysKravitz said...

Kris (and Molly)--Didn't the BI say that the couple had only stayed together because of a pregnancy?

Since Rebecca is best friends with Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen's newly pregnant wifey, perhaps the pregnancy in question was Brooke's. But I'm thinking Enty didn't mean a friend's pregnancy but an actual child of the couple's.

Sorry Charlie.

PS: The pop ups are a little irritating to me but it's Enty's blog and I think it's my privilege to read it. Sorry Charlie again.

jw12 said...

kris-is this the BI?

Apparently he just couldn't take it anymore. With the exception of the actress who took a knife to her husband, you really don't see much abuse from women in the blind items. It seems though as if this B list celebrity couple is done. He of the C- list films and she of the A list television and B list films. Turns out he finally got sick and tired of the verbal abuse he took from the wife everyday. Not talking about three or four days a week, talking about every day. Did she hit him? Absolutely. Although, her favorite thing to do was to try and scratch him with the engagement and wedding ring he bought her. He has had some lovely cuts as a result of this, including stitches more than once. He has walked out before, but she has always talked him into coming back. This time though he has been gone for ten days, and isn't returning any calls.

I don't think RG is A list

kris said...

jw, yes this is the one i was thinking of and couldn't find...now that i read it though, it doesn't seem to fit them, does it?
crap...and here i thought i finally nailed one...

jw12 said...

Is Brad Pitt holding on to Pax or the nanny?

farmgirl said...

Blair Brown for the WIN!!
Thank you
thank you
thank you
my girl crush ever since Altered States . . .
*sigh*

Once again Enty makes my day!

mooshki said...

Is the Joshua Jackson/no Diane Kruger comment a hint to something?

GladysKravitz said...

Oooopps. Got my blinds mixed up. Pregnant, abusive, two different blind items. Sorry about that.

But no matter what, Blair Brown and Earth Wind and Fire made my little 70s era soul sing. What a great random photos day!

Molly said...

gladyskravitz, i didn't remember the person being pg, but i mix up details of various blinds all the time.

jw, glad you found it because i never find what i'm looking for when i do a search.

kris, it really does sound like them!

kimi said...

Does anyone sometimes think Carmen Electra and Fergie can look similar?

Molly said...

yea, lil bit, kimi.

lutefisk said...

Paula looks like she is channeling Michael Jackson.

Anonymous said...

I swear we've seen Mark Valley here before, Ent. Not that I'm complaining.

That's the first photo I've seen of Suri in the last few weeks where she wasn't crabby. Wonder what they spiked her barley water with.

Diane Kruger a beard? Didn't Josh Jackson used to date Katie Holmes?

Adriana Lima looks freaky in that entire set of photos.

I can't wait for Janice's son's book to come out either, Ent. (I'm sure it will be Mommie Dearest, Too)

BlahFrickinBlah said...

I am on the complaint train with the pop ups!!! WTF ENT!!!!! I'm too disturbed by the pop ups to make a comment on the pics today. ::cries and stomps out of comments::

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

I will always love Martha Stewart. She's HILARIOUS when she appears on Late Night with Conan; they have a great rapport, and I trust anyone who's buddies with him. I wouldn't want to be her employee, but I'd LOVE to be her pal. Seriously.

Tracy Morgan! "SOMEbody gonna git PREGnant." If you don't know what I'm talking about, just google that phrase or youtube it or some shit. Sidesplitting. I'm sure my friend Tracy needs some help, but godDAMN, he's funny. When's the season premiere of Thirty Rock?!

I completely agree with you about Sharapova, Enty. The tennis world just needed some sort of "sexy" female to replace Kournikova (who has a great body when there's WEIGHT ON IT, but a so-so face) and they pounced on her. She's alright, but she's not some supermodel or anything. I've never understood the hype. The male tennis players are disproportionately hotter than the females, if you ask me. But hey, I'm a hetero female, so what do I know?

mooshki said...

She does have a slightly masculine face, but I still think Sharapova is gorgeous. But then, I think talent makes anyone hotter. Venus & Serena rock my world as well.

obitguy said...

Is that a nursing blanket Tom is carrying. Maybe Xenu does give him super powers!

rexruther said...

I love this site and gladly turn others onto it....but my macbook can't even get through it now without opening pages with the new popups. It's really awful, and I REALLY want to be able to keep coming here without opening and closing twenty pages without clicking....ENT--please?

Anonymous said...

ummmm... that is not Aerosmith, it's just Steven Tyler performing for a charity function, I think. Cause those guys are no Joe Perry, Brad or Tom.

bionic bunny! said...

gee, mooshki, thanks for for spelling it out!!
so long as he doesn't have balls like cisco adler!!

enty, i have to add to the pop-up complaint! i thought it was just me! annoying as hell, and REXRUTHER is right--it's sneaking around the mac's pop-up blocking which is REALLY pissing me off. please??

poor maddox, looks like he's about had it.. i had brangelina, but maddox has always rocked!
and i can't count the number of times my mom or i have had to use the men's room (rose bowl, anyone?) and that look's like like a "one holer" anyway, so i don't blame her!!

trixalicious said...

I get to mention my love for Mark Valley twice in one day on CDAN! This is so exciting!

He and Josh Jackson both look fabulous at the FRINGE premiere. I'm really looking forward to that show - I saw the early leaked version of the pilot and it's looking like a pretty addictive series.

trixalicious said...

About the Diane Kruger/Josh Jackson thing - I think this is the first thing Josh has been promoting in a while. Most of the pics I've seen of them together haven't been work-related events for one or the other. Maybe they just walk solo for their own projects, and as a couple for parties and openings and such?

I read on US's site that they just moved in together in NYC and she made him pare down his packrat wardrobe by half. Which is awesome, because he dresses so much better ever since they started dating. If they ever do split, I hope her fashion lessons stick.

Oh, why do I even care? I make myself sad.

jw12 said...

Click on the snap photo and disable the feed. I am not getting pop ups anymore.

Amber said...

I honestly hope that Suri turns out okay, and then writes a tell-all book about her Pops :)

Unknown said...

Thanks for the James Hetfield pic, you can never have enough Metallica, actually he lives down the road from me so I do see him around town once in a while.

Pop ups are horrible, I know the ads are generating money but it's really bad so I only come by once a day now.

Jerry said...

from Ice Angel...

I really don't know what to think about the entire Cruise clan and their wacko Scientologist lunacy, but there is one sure thing....that kid is CUTE!!!

No surprise there. Any child that can claim Katie Holmes and Chris Klein as parents is gonna be cute.

Re: Sharapova. You're wrong -- she's gorgeous. And for two reasons...first, because she's gorgeous. Second, because she wins, something Kournikova mostly managed to avoid.

lutefisk said...

Jerry--you think Chris Klein is Suri's dad? I thought about that, but they were engaged for so long, I would think if she got pregnant, they would have married.
I always felt Suri was the result of a fling, let's say Josh Hartnett, who wasn't interested in marriage, & that is why KatE felt she had no where to turn. But, all 2 have the same features, so it could be either.

lutefisk said...

oops--meant all 3 have the same features, not 2.

mooshki said...

"so long as he doesn't have balls like cisco adler!!"

NO KIDDING, BUNNY!!!!!! (p.s. You've gotta get that blog running - I want to see some bunny pics.)

Adrian, I think the timeline was that Katie broke up with Chris and then found out she was preggers, and Tommy boy was thrilled to write that into her contract.

lutefisk said...

so where did Josh Hartnett fit in?
I thought he was after Chris Klein.

mooshki said...

Maybe - Josh and Chris are kind of interchangeable, aren't they? Both kind of cute, but dumb as posts. :)

mooshki said...

p.s. Adrian, why are you on the computer? Shouldn't you be out seeing the sights? :)

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