Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Today's Blind Items

It's been awhile since I went juicy on all of you, so figure now is the time. How juicy? Pretty damn juicy. How about in the past few days this B- list television actor with the horrible reputation and famous name, spent three hours at the apartment of an extra from his television show. How does anyone know? Well she has two roommates who were home at the time that the moaning and groaning was going on. Apparently the people in this town are even crazier than I ever imagined.

82 comments:

mooshki said...

This is the same set of guesses as the last one, right? Balthazar, Alec or Charlie?

MontanaMarriott said...

JEREMY PIVEN, he's got the horrible reputation and is known as a cocksman all over town.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Alec and Charlie are NOT B-, not by any stretch. Piven's got an Emmy or two, don't think he's B- either.

Balthazar sounds good.

MISCH said...

THEY SAY PIVEN IS A TOTAL PIG

mooshki said...

There was that picture this morning of Balthazar chatting up some random blond on the street, so makes sense.

mooshki said...

Oh, and Slut is out of the country, right?

kris said...

why is this juicy? hollywood is a fuckfest....does it say one of them are married and i'm missing it?

GladysKravitz said...

This screams Balthazar. Well, it sounds as if someone else was screaming it too.

Oh and the reason this would be so juicy is that not only is Mr. Getty cheating on his wife, he's also cheating on Slutty. A beautiful case of what goes around comes around. Literally.

Production Girl said...

"Juicy" has to be a MAJOR hint...cause juicy it ain't

jw12 said...

I figured out how to disable those pesky pop ups. Click on snapshot and disable for this site. YOu have to refresh when finished.

Production Girl said...

hmmm now that I read Gladyskravitz above me...now I can see the juiciness.......

kris said...

hmmm...ok...I guess if it's Balty than it's juicy...but he's a loser and a cheater so it's not a surprise. I think reading this site is making me jaded...

AwkwardBird said...

Going with what production girl said, wasn't the term "juicy" used over and over again in the song to promote Desperate Housewives last season?

Denis Stearns said...

I agree with production girl. I was just about to post "That's Juicy? Come on!" And then it occurred to me that ENT either has lost it, or it must be a clue. I vote the latter. A clue to what, however, I'm not sure.

CB said...

Is "...the people in this town are even crazier than I ever imagined." a clue? I mean, we all know Hollywood is full on crazy, but there wasn't anything crazy about that blind item. What shows are built around that kind of theme?

babyface shane said...

what about that "one tree hill" douche? chad michael monkey

jw12 said...

Would Californication fit? Does David Duchovny have a bad rep?

writeaway-22 said...

I was thinking Desperate Housewives too. Jesse Metcalfe maybe? But is he really B list? more so D Right?

AwkwardBird said...

I am going to go with Jesse Metcalfe. If you Google "juicy" and "Desperate Housewives" then you find plenty of hits about the song. That is the only thing I remember about promotions for that season. "Juicy." The film is set in a town, and also, doesn't Metcalfe have a bad reputation? Didn't he trash a hotel room or something? Haha. I am not up on my Metcalfe knowledge. ... Juicy.

Emobacca said...

Only Jesse's mother would call him B list

Ms. said...

Is Jesse even on the show now?

kimi said...

Jesse wouldn't be very juicy though. Loud sex with an extra is probably common place. Im going with the other guesses of Getty.

jw12 said...

Is Getty the new Affleck?

selenakyle said...

Rob Lowe? Otherwise I got nuthin'

Unfortunately I don't watch enough regular TV to know who's on what shows.

But agreeing that certain wording must have some clues...

Molly said...

i think if it was piven he would have said television and movies. i was thinking it was zach braff but that's not still filming is it? (sorry, not a scrubs fan)

and if it was someone married, i think enty would have added that in.

califblondy said...

Does Jesse Metcalf have a famous name? I don't think so.

Getty, on the other hand, does.

I think Enty would be so excited he'd wet himself if Balthazar was already cheating on Sienna.

Unknown said...

Hahaha, I was just thinking yesterday about how we hadn't had any mass Piven guesses in a while.

lutefisk said...

jw12--no one can replace Affleck--if Enty didn't say B- television actor, we could have fit him in here after he did his laundry at the laundromat.
lol.

Lissa said...

emobacca! Too funny about his mom..

Anonymous said...

Balto was my guess, too. Sex addiction rehab will be shortly in his future.

Not sure who yesterday's would be (still can't believe it's Alec, since I don't think he's afraid of anyone but Kim Basinger).

Colby said...

I must be stupid cause what is so newsworthy about two people having sex? And the fact that roomates heard groaning for hours just means its good sex, right? Is that juicy?? And if juicy is a clue - it's still a pretty damn boring BI..sorry ent!

Julie said...

i just typed out a thoughtful comment, thinking everyone from Galecki to Chris Noth (he's got a bad rep, right? and Big could be his famous name?)

Watch it be Oliver Hudson though. :D

Julie said...

ew, same train of thought, David Spade.

other tangent, John Stamos.

Unknown said...

It can't be Duchovney or other "very married" actor because it would say so, i.e., "married actor".

It can't be a single actor because nailing the extras is what it's all about.

It has to be Balty because of what was said above -- cheating first on wife and now on the one he cheated with.

That's where the juicy comes in.

mooshki said...

Ooh, Julie, we need more Oliver Hudson guesses - he's a cutie pie!!!

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

PLEASE let it be Balthazar. PLEASE.

shakey said...

It's gotta be. Just gotta be.

Judi said...

Does Valderama-lama fit? Speaking of which, how bout Lorenzo Lamas?
Crazier than Enty ever imagined could also mean that given Sienna's history, who in their right mind would schtupp anyone she's been with unless they were wearing a full body condom?

mooshki said...

Here's the TMZ pic of the man-slut hitting on a random blonde. I swear, if they didn't have kids, I'd say his wife was well rid of his ass.

mooshki said...

On re-examination, I've changed my mind - I think the picture was taken in the middle of a rant by MysteryBlonde about what an asshat he is. 30 seconds later, she threw her drink in his face. He lost his balance and fell off his bike, then a bird pooped in his face as he lay on the pavement.

shoe addict said...

i have the proof about the actresses that were best friends and one was told by the other that she and her other celebrity friends didn't want this actress to join them.

It was Anniston and Cox

http://popsugar.com/1893413

mooshki said...

Okay, if you're not allowed to hang out with Isla, Sacha & Olive, it's time to do a serious reevaluation of your life.

shoe addict said...

Here is proof of another blind item,
Remember this...

BI:
How do you try and revive a career that only you want revived? Well, in Hollywood this year you can either get pregnant, or do what this C list film/B list television actress that I love to hate is going to do. Become a lesbian. Yes, you heard it here first. This actress is going to loudly dump her boyfriend and start dating a woman simply for the publicity. Forget about the days of hiding the fact you are gay, this actress has it all lined up. Instead of paying someone to be a beard for you, this actress is going to take some of her fast dwindling cash and pay someone to be her lesbian lover.

Its Nicolette Sheridan


Statement released today:
Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan have ended their fairytale engagement. The two started dating back in 1993. They broke up after a year and a half. They got back together in 2005 and announced their engagement in 2006.

Nicolette's rep told People, "Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have amicably ended their engagement. They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter."

Beth said...

shoe addict, I was about to post the same link!! Man, Jen sure missed out on quite the party. Leo, Tobey & family, Sacha & Isla, etc. Sounds like a blast. I hope Courtney put Jen in her place and told her to stop being such a hanger on.

Poor Jen is just sitting here in LA shopping while BFF is having a blast in Hawaii with a bunch of A-listers.

Sucks to be you Jen.

As to the BI today, how is this juicy? Screwing extras is pretty much the norm for every actor in town.

Emobacca said...

Nicollette doesn't need to have her career revived. She is still on a hit TV show.

Beth said...

Oh, and Lainey says Jen's handlers are telling her she needs to start shaking things up career wise and be more edgy and independent and apparently she balked and wants to still be the victim girl next door.

I agree with the Fug girls, success is the best revenge. If she'd stretch her acting chops and proving her own worth outside of a relationship, she'd do so much better. Nicole Kidman really was the perfect example of a killer career is the best revenge. The GMD dumped her and she went on to snag 2 Oscar noms including one win and went on to become far more successful than she ever was when married to Tom.

http://laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Aniston_rumoured_to_be_seeking_another_tellall_interview_portraying_herself_as_the_victim.aspx?IsMicro=0

bumblebee3 said...

Hi, this is my first post, and first guess, so be kind! I googled "juicy crazy tv" and got an article on Gossip Girl in which Blake Lively says the season is going to be "juicy" and her character is in some "crazy spotlight." Here's the link:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/ustv/a123248/new-gossip-girl-series-will-be-juicy.html#article_continue

Also, Chance CRAWFORD has a famous name (Joan Crawford?) and his character on Gossip Girl has a bad rep. So I'm guessing it's Chance Crawford, and that it's juicy b/c he's rumored to be gay!

trashtalker said...

I find the notion of Enty "going juicy" on us a bit disturbing. (Is it just me?)

I think it must be Balty. That's the only reason this would be juicy.

Do you suppose Sienna will be terribly indignant when Kneepads interviews her about how she was crushed when she discovered her boyfriend was cheating on her?

shoe addict said...

Emobacca

1)I think housewives is on its last leg, she may not work for ten years after that show ends where the other girls may still have legs
2) Nicolette is not in every episode like the others if they do 26 she does maybe ten?
3)all the other girls have been nominated for an emmy but she hasnt.

I think she's being proactive


JW12
Balta is the next Affleck and I pray to Xenu that we get a new Britney or Lindsay hot mess soon....Miley, Vanessa, Ali I'm talkin to you

for the sake of gossip!!!!

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ms snarky said...

it wouldn't be juicy if it's Piven, or anybody with a rep for the ladies. That's just business as usual. And who would care if it's Chad Michael what's his name, Chace Crawford, Wilmer, or Lorenzo Lamas (what?? who??)?

So it has to be someone that would make it amazingly scandalous, and for that, it has to be Balty. Or at least I sure hope so.

ms snarky said...

Beth -
thanks for the fab link. I'm sorry to say I haven't read Lainey's site before, but I think I'm going to be a regular. Like a Virgin!!

shoe addict said...

Welcome Bumblebee,

Excellent think outside the box guess. All things Gossip Girl are juicy right now. But I think if it were Chase he would have mentioned something about him liking boys and his rep isn't as terrible as Baltha. I'm going with Baltha for this.

Maybe Baltha is skipping pass Affleck status and is going straight to BritneyCrazyLindsayRehabville.

Its about time we had a man to point a finger at and ridicule.

Thanks be to Shiloh

Jessica said...

If Juicy is a clue then I nominate someone from Desperate Housewives. Better Than Ezra's song "Juicy" was featured in many of the promo ads and commericals from last season (I'm not sure about this season). Although I dont watch this show, could there be any males on the show that fit B- with bad rep? What about Jesse Metcalfe?

ms snarky said...

Jessica -
Jesse got no famous name. Has to be someone really awful, not just washed-up minor actor awful. Jesse's pretty close to being a nobody.

Sometimes juicy just means juicy. Although I do love me some Better Than Ezra.

Anonymous said...

Maybe I'm reaching because I really want this to be Getty, but "people in this town are even crazier than I ever imagined"...

crazy = bizarre = BZAR (Getty's tattoo)

ms snarky said...

Reach away! we're all pulling for BG!

bionic bunny! said...

but is getty on tv???
and i'm not so sure that would be juicy, we already know he's a cad.
not that i have a better guess, mind you!
good job, bumblebee! i still haven't gotten one of these things right, and i've been here FOREVER!! :)
is there somebody on a lowrent show that did burger commercials or something??

Nadine said...
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Nadine said...

bionic bunny, Getty is in Brothers and Sisters...

ms snarky said...

bionic bunny -
as gossip posted, Getty's in a featured role on Brothers and Sisters.
Plus it would be juicy if it's him since he's been cheating on his wife and four kids very publicly with Sienna Miller, he's from a very wealthy and famous oil family, and it would be hilarious if he was cheating on slutty Sienna with an extra. Poetic justice, even.

PotPourri said...

"Apparently the people in this town"

I thought this would be a hint about a show that represents a town.

Juicy would be The O.C. maybe?

PotPourri said...

"Apparently the people in this town"

I thought this would be a hint about a show that represents a town.

Juicy would be The O.C. maybe?

PotPourri said...

my post posted twice. Sorry. I'm still not convinced about BGetty anything. At this point, he would just be a Ho, which we already think that.

ms snarky said...

jamie's girl -

but Balty is a ho from a family with a famous name, with an infamous marriage due to his recent exploits, and is a B- TV actor. when you read the blind, he fits seriously well.

Unknown said...

Rosetta Getty did a spread in Bazaar magazine (http://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/fashion-articles/fashionable-life-rosetta-getty-lookbook-0307) about a dinner party at her house.

Balty was there, and interestingly, half of her dinner guests, who are her besties, have been to rehab since that magazine issue came out: Eva Mendes, Selma Blair, Joaquin Phoenix, and Kirsten Dunst, to name a few. David and Courtney Arquette were also dinner guests.

ms snarky said...

Bazaar magazine......
Balty's tattoo BZAR......

coincidence??? I think not!

newsgrrl said...

much thanks to jw12 on disabling the popups....

ThoughtElf said...

Charlie Sheen

nunaurbiz said...

I don't have any idear who this BI is, but I'm enjoying the comments. I'm sick sick sick of BG items so I'm rooting for someone from "Desperate Housewives" just because of the "Juicy" clues.

I don't watch the show so I don't know who the men are, but it would be nice to see them stir up a storm for once!

Oh, and Marcia Cross is in the randoms today, coming out of a men's room.

:-)

*girl said...

I full on believe that the "crazy" part of this blind references that a girl would have to be crazy to let a guy put his Sienna infested penis inside of her. I don't care if he's triple bagging - crabs can jump.

mooshki said...

God bless you, JW12.

"I find the notion of Enty "going juicy" on us a bit disturbing. (Is it just me?)"

Um, yeah, disturbing in a good way. (TMI? LOL!)

Speaking of "Desperate Housewives," Enty, I am counting on you to dig up some dirt on Nathan Fillion (I suspect he's a man-whore) and Gale Harold. Cuties!

devildana said...

Dear Baby Jesus,
Thank you for listening to my prayers. F you Sienna. You deserve second hand jizzzzz

shakey said...

Mooshki, I LOVE Nathan Filion. I don't think he'll be in this season, though. Remember they're jumping ahead 5 years.

The Bolton/Sheridan breakup announcement kills me. If they want privacy, then why announce the breakup? Just go about your lives quietly. Not sure how suddenly becoming a lesbian is going to up her salary scale. I'm sure Marc Cherry will be happy if it brings more publicity and viewers for DH.

mooshki said...

Shakey, I'm pretty sure I saw a preview for next season that he was in. I hope I didn't hallucinate it. On the other hand, if both of them are in one episode, my friend Alexis's head may explode.

mialou said...

I've heard through the grapevine and a fairly reliable person that Getty was pretty much a manwhore on the set well before Sienna and it was only because of her reputation that his wife ditched him. I don't know if she had knowledge of his exploits before, but this one is so public and Sienna already has a reputation for this that caused it all to go south.

mooshki said...

I know I've posted this before, but it's too good not to repeat - in the Television Without Pity "Charmed" recaps, Getty's nickname was "Slampiece Buttfuck."

AG said...

Hmm... "imagination"... wouldn't be Zach Braff, would it?

Unknown said...

I just have to put it out there -- is there such a thing as cheating on Sienna?? I'm in doubt...

As far as I'm concerned, if it's Balty, he's still cheating on his wife, NOT Sienna.

Unknown said...

i´d like to nominate ...

Donald Trump

Amy said...

Duchovny just checked himself into sex rehab and there have been major rumors about his infidelity this year. Could this have leaked out to his wife, prompting him to cry "addiction?"

Unknown said...

No, she has problems of her own, bipolar, as well as a girlfriend who wants to be public.

DD checked in because he really does have a problem. He's been a very naughty boy for a long time. The marriage has been one of convenience for years.

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