Quick Hits Part Two - Lost Spoiler
Who Cares? - John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have allegedly broke up for the 4,023rd time and this time it is really done. OK, well it's done until it's not done anymore or until someone needs a shot of publicity. Then of course the romance will be back on and they will be getting married and she will be getting pregnant and Pete Wentz will be there to film it all. I know that last part sounds ridiculous, but this whole relationship has been ridiculous and everything about Jennifer Aniston is ridiculous.
I Wonder What She Wore - The NY Post is reporting that someone actually went out on a date with Renee Zellweger and they were not even blind. OK, that is kind of mean. Even blind people would run away screaming. So, who is the guy who scored this wonderful date? MSNBC anchor Dan Abrams. The two were spotted doing one of those tabloid "they look like they are in love" kind of dinners. Do you think she really ate anything?
Lost Spoiler - I know lots of you are excited about the new season of Lost. I myself have been trying to play a massive game of beat the clock and trying to watch the first four seasons of the show in order to be ready for the premiere tonight. I don't think I will make it, but I should be ready in time for episode number two this year. I'm sure lots of you have been reading about the time shifting and all of the other gimmicks the show is incorporating this year, but I know how this season ends. Yes, it turns out that in the very last episode, all the cast members are sitting around a fire when Jeff Probst emerges from the jungle and tells them they have all been participating in a very special edition of Survivor. He then points out the various hidden cameras and all the people who died on the show come back and say hi.
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Renee and Jennifer should join the cast of Lost.
Then tell Jeff to turn the camera's off.
Ick on the (formerly hot) Dan Abrams & Renee!
What straight male would have sex with Renee Zellweger? I don't even want to imagine what that anorexic lemon face looks like in the throws of passion.
The smoke monster will be revealed to be John Mayer.
LOL, I love it, Enty! I envy you getting the chance to watch all four seasons without the desperate waiting in between. (Although maybe you should've waited and watched them all right before the last season?) Just one word: "Frozen Donkey Wheel."
I CAN NOT wait for tonight. Although I find it somewhat sad that the highlight of my whole week is a tv show.
My boyfriend finds it even sadder...
ok, this breaks my heart. i adore dan abrams. he used to be with the hot blonde from 'law and order.' i know he's not blind, so i don't understand why he'd be out with miss squinty.
If Abrams commits a heinous crime in the next few days, he can always point to that dinner as proof of insanity.
HOLD ON A GODAMN MINUTE!: I always had the hots for Dan Abrams, but I thought he married Christiane Amanpour, what the hell did I miss? I never could wrap my mind around that. Was I wrong? Did they divorce? Did I have the wrong guy in mind? Whaa?
Dan isn't married to Christiane.
Don't hate, but I don't think Renee is that bad.
I never got into Lost.
Thanks Enty! I was resisting the urge to go out for drinks with the gals tonight so I could stay home and watch Lost, but now that I know how the whole shebang ends, woot! Out for a Guiny!
Mooshki: Frozen Donkey Wheel ranks up there, but to this day, there has been nothing like The Constant. Ever. I still cry. And will forever now be in love with Henry Ian Cusick.
My husband has a gig with his band tonight and I am seriously considering not going, so I can stay home and watch Lost. Then again, he is a huge Lost fan as well so it would be kind of unfair.
I have the different time zone thing on my tv though so I hope to catch an eastern show before heading to the bar.
Elsie, yes, that was just about the most romantic thing ever aired on tv.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaan! Nooooooooooooooo!
FYI, Christiane is married to James Rubin, former Clinton wonk.
Enty, great Lost spoiler.
I've been looking forward to this night for a while.
No they haven't broken up.
Fuck. I thought it was tomorrow night. Oh well, I can catch the last 20 minutes.
Lost and Survivor!?!?
Why hasn't nobody put this together before ever?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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