Strip For Your Stepfather Girls - He'll Give You A T-Shirt
So, if I asked all of you who your ideal boyfriend would be, I'm doubting that any of you would choose Joe Francis. Yes, he has some money, but he is a convicted sex offender so the money thing is kind of not going to be enough. Plus, he probably has had sex with Paris Hilton. You know, Paris has said recently that she only has had sex with two people in her life. While she may define sex in a slightly different way than the rest of the earth's population, all of us have seen her have sex once and she wasn't a virgin at the time. So, does she wants us to believe that all of the other guys she has gone out with don't need to fear for the lives of their peen forever?
Anyway, back to Joe. Now, we have already established that he is not going to be high on your list of wishful dates. If you had two young daughters do you think you would be more or less likely to date him? Yeah, that's what I thought. Well apparently the star of The Real Housewives Of Atlanta, Kim Zolciak doesn't share the same opinions of Joe that the rest of the world does. Despite his reputation and the fact she has two young daughters hasn't stopped Kim from being Joe's new girlfriend. This isn't one of those saw them at a restaurant thing making out or something. Nope. They have been shacking up together through the entire Sundance festival.
Well at least if he marries her I guess he thinks he will have some homegrown talent for his new special, "My Girls Gone Wild."
11 comments:
I can't believe she managed to find someone worse than Michael Lohan to date. Wait, yes I can.
Anyone who saw the show would know that she's a skank. Lovable skank, but a skank nonetheless.
Wait until NeNe hears about this!
lol @ Michael Lohan!!
no morals.
Lutefisk, I didn't pull that out of a hat - she was making out with him a week ago. Seriously. And Nunaurbiz, "loveable?" Really? I didn't get that.
Mooshki--not sure how I missed that!
Her claiming to have cancer was a must see TV moment. Andy is usually a putz in the reunion shows, but he stayed with her when she made that comment. Too funny.
Big Poppa is laughing his ass off right now.
she's a whore. and lovable? not to me, she's not.
i'd actually say she and joe francis sounds about right. they deserve each other.
Just read something about Joe Francis today that made me laugh. Not too long ago, guy was charged & convicted of attempting to extort Joe. Turns out he videotaped Joe, at gunpoint, with a pink dildo in his ass. Normally, I'm not supportive of sexual assault, extortion, guns...but in this case, I'm all for it.
It gets funnier, Ms - Paris is meant to be behind it (ha!)...
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