Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Life & Style Says Britney Is Pregnant - Kind Of


First of all, I think it needs to be made clear that as long as Britney Spears' dad is in charge of Britney's life there are not going to be more kids in Britney's future. It is kind of strange that he is probably in charge of her birth control decisions, not that she is necessarily having sex with Jason Trawick. Don't forget that he was the subject of several rumors that he has some girlfriends on the side that I don't think were ever denied. Anyway, Life & Style did an engagement announcement issue and tried to take that as far as they could possibly go and imply that Britney is pregnant and wants a baby girl. If you read it more closely and not just the big words that jump out and are ten times bigger than the other words you realize that they are talking about it in the future tense. They just don't want you to figure it out until after you get it home from the store.

12 comments:

Patty said...

The tease headline isn't so offensive as there are 2 K-asses pictured on the cover.

My eyes, my eyes!

firebugDVM said...

I'm confused. Who has a girlfriend on the side? Jason or Britt's dad?

Seachica said...

And a headline about tom cruise's plastic surgery. I guess toms team didn't mail in the payoff in time.

BrandieMarie said...

he meant Jason has side pieces, not her dad.

which wouldn't surprise me. she was so hyper-sexual during her whole manic escapade that I wouldn't be surprised if the medications she's on kill her sex drive completely. not uncommon with people that have the bipolar stuff going on like she does.

Ms Cool said...

I wonder if having the babies triggered her mental illness.

Rita said...

Her story is just getting sadder by the day.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Someone I'm friends with on Fb commented that they don't think Tom's aged a day and it was amazing to see how fresh he looked w/out plastic surgery. WHAT???

I don't think more kids is the answer to anything in her situation.

Linnea said...

Lelaina - your friends are awesome. If I ever decide to have plastic surgery and go over the top, I want them to be my friends too.

Henriette said...

What does the father do? Shoot her up with depro? That is so weird.

parissucksliterally said...

G-d forbid she have more kids. The ones she has will be messed up as it is.

mooshki said...

Rita, yes it is. :( I didn't know he was rumored to have other girlfriends. Now I really hope they don't make it to the altar.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@linnea - I know, right? I wonder what I can get away with in my later years with my friends that are less gossip obsessed than me??

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