Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Cirque De Soleil Sex


I have been to several Cirque De Soleil shows in my life. My mom thinks they are great and I'm happy to take her to the Vegas ones because I can usually get drunk at them. Maybe it is because I have always gone with my parents, but I have yet to find one that made me really want to have sex right then and there. This is not the case for one San Diego couple who were caught having oral sex during a show. Apparently someone saw the couple doing this and the person was not amused. She was even less amused when she the recipient of the oral sex giving a high five to the two boys in front of him who had turned around and watched. So, the witness then turned on her cell phone. The brightness attracted the usher and the couple stopped what they were doing. The man was upset at being stopped and shoved the witness at the end of the show who called the police. The couple are both immigration officers.

41 comments:

IDoTheRobot said...

Whoaaa. Cirque never did for me either. Maybe I was too sober?

Gtzisshe said...

High five!!

MontanaMarriott said...

LMAO, yeah the high five part is hilarious

Beth said...

"They showed a complete lack of disregard."

Wouldn't that be a regard?


Props on the use of "sexhibition" though.

Gtzisshe said...

High five!!

pilly said...

Was it The Beatles LOVE?

auntliddy said...

Jesus, people have no dignity anymore. They're like animals.

FSP said...

Damn...that border patrol agent is hot! I'm gonna have to go hop a fence in her jurisdiction.

Marisa said...

What irritates me about this report is that they have the woman's pic and not the guy's...don't tell me it's not online...

M.a Lafon said...

cirque DU soleil

and LOUBOUTIN and not laboutin

Gtzisshe said...

What irritates me about this report is that you always hear about men being on the receiving end of these oral sex acts on public. You better believe if my clitoris was 6 inches long, I would probably make use of a dark theater once in a while too. Holla!

Comma Chaser said...

Not much else to say, except, yep, that happens here from time to time. Heh.

Anonymous said...

Obviously they are SOUTH-OF-THE-BORDER agents.

Anonymous said...

Wow, these people are super classy. WTH is wrong with people these days? Have we just given up on any pretense of manners and public decorum?

Cirque duh so lame.

timebob said...

what happens in San Diego, does not stay in San Diego.

NaNa LaLa said...

Zumanity in Vegas has some steamy parts that could make you ready to get down and dirty...as well as some very unsteamy parts that make you gag, all on purpose, of course! So, if it was at that one, I wouldn't care and would probably cheer them on as well. If it was at one of the kid friendly ones, I would be appalled!

Jemtastic said...

You can say 'blowjob' on the news now?

cheesegrater15 said...

Thank god I never gave that guy a blow job during Shrek 2 in America.

Frufra said...

Ok, so that's super trashy and all, but what really gets me is how THIS was the lead story on the news that night. That's the problem right there - people have always been morons, that's a fact of humanity, but local, and even national news, has become complete shit in the last 25 years.

I think the normalization of this type of behavior, you know, blabbing about it on the "news" every night for shock value (read: ratings), is at least 50% of what's wrong with society.

Can you tell I HATE local b.s. news stories like these? Sweet Jesus, it's one of my most favorite rant subjects of all time.

Erin B said...

I think I have too many germ issues for that. I pity whoever sits in that chair after her.

Anonymous said...

Ew, in a crowded theater? Cirque de Soleil is hot though, and oddly dream like, I can see people feeling inspired, but not with a bunch of people around. Take it easy sleazy.

__-__=__ said...

These are US Federal employees and everyone is surprised they exhibited completely psychopathic behavior? (Colombia) This is happening more and more due to a complete lack of accountability (John Edwards). Psychopaths love that and will gravitate to jobs where they can victimize humans without reprisal, and even be rewarded (IRS). We all need to vote, become involved in politics so we can take back our country before its too late.

I'll stop now.

ElleP123 said...

These two individuals have no respect -- for themselves or anyone else. This is not acceptable behavior and on top of that the guy has the nerve to act as if he was wronged in some way. Scary to think of how these immigration officers (especially the self-centered male) who deal with the public on a daily basis, utilize what little authority they have as officers over the public.
Have these people no shame?

MadLyb said...

@Marisa - I agree. Why do they show a picture of the female and not the male? That is so typically sexist.

Noname said...

Don't know if the first post went through. That's our show, Totem with our Chinese unicycle girls pictured.

None of us heard about this, I'm talking artists, crew, band, etc. I am going to ask the head usher tonight if it is true. I can't quite believe it. Our chairs are TINY, squished and they catch you if you even look at your phone.

I'm surprised to hear this. Now to get the real story. It's a dark day here in Boston (that's where we are now, just left SD), but tomorrow night is Premiere. I'll let you guys know:)

Ingrid Superstar said...

Was the couple Art & JJ from The Amazing Race?

skimpymist said...

I experienced something similiar a few years ago in a sold out movie theater when dark knight premiered. It was two teens and they were leading up to it the whole night when I saw her head bop up and down i went and told an usher who then told the cops who were nearby. I bet they were mortified when the cops escorted them out and called their parents but that's what they deserved for being pervs especially since there were children in the row in front of them.

Shallow Gal said...

I'm thinking it was Zumanity as someone else mentioned. It's the "adult" Cirque show where performers get almost naked and there is a simulated sex element. Not that that's any excuse, but let's hope it wasn't at one of the other shows where kids go, like O, which I've taken my young daughter to.

Mango said...

...and the female witness was so lacking in judgement that she referred to it as "a blowjob" on camera, rather than oral copulation or oral sex.

Personally I've been to a few Cirque shows and the tickets are two expensive (and as someone else posted the seats too damned tight) for me to get distracted in that manner.

califblondy said...

The best seats in the house for Mystere in Vegas are two seats together with no others in that aisle. We got them quite by accident once and the usher pointed out we had the "love seat". Too bad we didn't get the memo about what we were supposed to be doing during the show.

While Zumanity is racey, the seats aren't really set-up for that kind of action. But, I guess when the urge hits it doesn't really matter.

Anotheramy said...

waiting patiently for noname to come back with the scoop.

It reminds me of high school when the boys were so hormone laden they would try for anything anywhere. I was constantly being surprised by one of those things pressed up against me, like it was a special gift or something. Now I have to make an appointment and hope Im not the only one who shows up. Where is the fairness in life?

Robert said...

@auntliddy and Texshan: Amen! I had the pleasure of pulling into the library parking lot in my town and seeing the guy in the passenger seat of the car next to me with his head thrown back; I thought he'd fallen asleep until I noticed the head bobbing up and down in his lap--in broad daylight, with kids and their parents walking to and from the library as he was pleasured by some local talent. He got out of the car, said, "Thanks!" to the woman and strolled away while she grinned at me like a hyena. Good Lord!

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

A couple of years back, I happened to look out my kitchen window, which is on a level w/the ground (my apartment is, for all intents & purposes, a basement), and saw a red truck in the driveway. My first thought was "Did the landlords get a new vehicle, and what the hell do they want?" so I kept on doing dishes until curiosity got the better of me, and I went outside and up the steps to street level. A strange man was in the driver's seat, and just as I got to the top of the steps, I saw a thatch of fried blonde hair pop up, along with the woman to whom it was attached. As I stood there trying to figure out WTF was going on, the truck immediately started up, peeled out of the driveway, and headed off down the street...at which point I realized what was up. Damn, people, get a freakin' room!

Oh, and my brother & mother saw someone driving along I-93 in the White Mountains of NH with an...amusing expression on his face, and saw a female head pop up from where it had been...again, GET A ROOM, and get off the damn road before you kill someone else!

WUWT? said...

OK, so working at a hotel, I was told that a car was left running in the parking lot. In the northern midwest, a lot of people do that to warm up the car, but I was told it had been like that for awhile. So I went out to write down the license plate and call the guest. I am walking closer and closer to the car to read the plates through the exhaust smoke, when suddenly I realize the car has not been forgotten about, but two people are in the back seat entertaining themselves, and I'm standing there with pen and paper like a freak taking notes!

Noname said...
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Noname said...

Again, this is not Zumanity, that's a resident show in Vegas.
As is Love.
This is Totem and while we have two sexy acts, we are a family appropriate show.

mooshki said...

Noname, the Del Mar calendar shows that Totem ran through the 27th?

El Roy 13 said...

That's horrible.

I hope they both loose their jobs for this stunt.

Adults, do whatever the F*&k you want (w/other consenting adults), but jesus, leave the kids out of all of this. Let them be kids for chrissakes.

El Roy 13 said...

and I'll be the first to admit, I've done stupid stunts like this, BUT when I was 16!!!!!! Not an adult.

Enough said.

Noname said...

Ugh. ok, so premiere party tonight. Got the scoop the date on the report is wrong, this did go down, haha, on the last show a Sunday matinee on the 26 th no less.

There has been rampant rumor, but we didn't know until the show opened here and we talked with the techs.

Lelaina Pierce said...

I'm with Mango! These shows are too expensive to be getting busy during. Several kids saw this happen and the BJ giver apparently punched the witness outside the theater, so CLASSY PEOPLE all the way around.

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