Wednesday, June 13, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT straight, divorced father and former TV sitcom star – he’s since crashed and burned and is now trying for a comeback – had a memorable sex party with multiple MALE escorts? The actor is known for his wild partying and hooker escapades, but he seems to have gotten bored with the ladies and is now into guys.

51 comments:

Seachica said...

Alan Thicke

minerpoteet said...

Charlie Sheen

Staple611 said...

Tim Allen? Doesn't he have a show now?

FSP said...

Chuck "the peen" Sheen

JSierra said...

David Arquette? Still researching...

cheesegrater15 said...

Gotta be Sheen the Peen. I guess tiger's blood wasn't enough.

JSierra said...

Scratch that, I'm down with Sheen's peen

hromaki said...

George Lopez

me said...

Dylan McDermott

crila16 said...

Charlie Sheen. I don't believe this BV for a minute. The only way it could be even remotely true, would be if Charlie was on heavy drugs and had no clue what he was doing, just like in Hangover 2.

I'm straight and I could never, ever, no matter how badly a guy hurts me...ever get bored with men and turn toward women. If you're straight, you're straight. Just like if you're gay, you're gay.

TV Junkie said...

Is this even a blind item? Or maybe it's just too obvious, so it's NOT Charlie Sheen. But would anyone be surprised if Charlie Sheen hired male escorts? It doesn't say ONLY male escorts. Perhaps he simply wanted to provide some "entertainment" for his lady friends. I would be surprised, however, if Sheen were actually "bored with the ladies."

TV Junkie said...

Hmmm. After another read, I guess it could fit with George Lopez as well.

SusanB said...

My first thought was Tim Allen, but more likely Sheen or Lopez. I'd believe either one.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

My first thought was Kelsey Grammer, but no idea on his relationshipstatus.

Elizabeth said...

The description sounds like Charlie Sheen but male escorts? I can't picture it. Were there any women at all there? It must be someone else, we're talking Heidi Fleiss' favorite customer.

EmEyeKay said...

@crila16 - I don't believe any NE blinds. They hardly make them blind, anyway.

Another Josh said...

@crila16 Your Freudian slip is showing.

shag said...

I don't know, I have heard of "straight" people engaging in same sex encounters. In the cases I have heard of, meth was involved.

Another Josh said...

Anywho, men who sleep with scores of women and are publically proud of their exploits might just be compensating for something. Charlie Sheen. Final answer.

curious said...

bob saget

Fairmaiden327 said...

Dammit, this was meant for the one below!

dione herself said...

where the f**k is "george Lopez" coming from? never got the gay vibe from him, ever.

it's "anal peen sheen".

Chrismom said...

Bob Saget

Anonymous said...

Patrick Duffy.

EleanorRigby said...

Crashed and burned.... Clue? I am drawing a blank, though. Hmm...

Maja With a J said...

Bob Saget was kind of my first thought too, but he hasn't really "crashed and burned", has he?

Steppy said...

Tim Allen is married, not him.

kcqueen said...

Totally Charlie Sheen. addicts like him are ALWAYS looking for the next new thrill. It doesn't matter if he's "always been straight". His head is so messed up, he probably doesn't even think in terms of gay and straight. Just sex.

Agent**It said...

Radar had the Charlie and Brooke bisexual trysts back in 2010 but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the answer to this BI

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/03/exclusive-charlie-sheen-marriage-explodes-multiple-sex-partners-revealed

Exiled Extra said...

Jay Mohr?

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Anonymous said...

Zombie Don Knotts.

Eve said...

I'm with TV Junkie. This isn't even a Blind Item.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking Matt LeBlanc.

Mila said...

Matt LeBlanc

Its just U said...

Gotta be Charlie Sheen. I vaguely recall a blind about him and Denise Richards having a 3 way with Richie Sambora....
I tried to erase it from my mind, but those images just won't delete. Eeuurgh.

MadLyb said...

A lot of people are bi, probably most, if truth be told, were it not for being raised in strict gender roles. I'm guessing Charlie Sheen probably doesn't have a lot of boundaries by now, so I'm going with that guess.

Mango said...

If it were my birthday and Christmas and there was a god, it would be Wilmer Whorederrama.

I think National Enquirer stole this from Buzz Photo's fake Blind Item reject pile.

Anonymous said...

MadLyb, you have got to be kidding. No, "most people" are not bi. I think you've been watching too much porn or something. Here's a hint: those chicks are only having sex with other chicks because they are getting PAID to do so.

Frufra said...

@Texshan - winner!!

Zombies are very on trend, and I just love me some Don Knots! Good job :-).

Unknown said...

David "The Hoff" Hasslehoff.

NaughtyNurse said...

Sheen or Hasselhoff.

NaughtyNurse said...

Don't think Hasselhoff is known for any escapades with hookers, though. Must be Sheen.

CindyK said...

Charlie Sheen

Sadie Goes Electric said...

Agreed !! What people do is thier choice but yeah I rolled my eyes at that comment. i have beautiful bisexual friends no matter how hot they are i havent turned bi. In porn those girls are smiling because they are imagining a giant bag of money between thier legs.

Henriette said...

@MadLyb
My privates don't get wet for women! I can look at a beautiful woman, but have no desire to know her physically.

That "everyone is bi" crap has been going around for too long. Yes there is a spectrum to sexuality, but it's not that gray.

Henriette said...

I like the Bob Saget guess.

Bubbles said...

I don't know who this could be, but considering the pre-op trans porn star Charlie sheen was with, maybe he decided to try a guy.

astrogirl said...

The Hoff is my guess

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Frufra! It just popped into my head.

I appreciate a beautiful woman, but in the same way as I do a great work of art or a field of flowers -- as something that is objectively beautiful, but not something I am sexually attracted to. I get really annoyed at people who parrot ridiculous claims about homosexuality and bisexuality. Most of them originated with Kinsey, who was a piss-poor researcher and shouldn't have been taken seriously by anyone.

Unknown said...

Matt "How YOU doin?!" Leblanc

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