Monday, June 30, 2008

It's About This Big


So, there certainly seems to be something funny going on here. On the one hand you have Verne Troyer suing TMZ for $20M saying that his reputation was damaged, and on the other hand you have his current, still live-in girlfriend on radio and television morning shows talking all about the sex tape and Mini-Me's Mini-Me. In an interview with a Tampa morning show Ranae Shrider said it was proportionate for a man 2 foot 8. Well what does that mean exactly? So, it is about half size? Are we comparing it to someone who is average or some well below the average like me?

Anyway, she says the sex tape was stolen from their apartment. Nothing else was stolen except the tape which was marked Sex-Tape, Please Steal Me.

I think the only reason Verne Troyer sued anyone is that he was pissed that his sex tape was only worth $100,000. By the time you get done with taxes, agents and Ranae, there isn't going to be much of that left. So, instead he sues TMZ for more money then he has earned or will earn in his life, and seems to forget that his reputation isn't that stellar anyway.

My guess is that if someone raises that $100,000 to about $250,000 that all of a sudden the stolen tape will be promoted non-stop by Verne and the lawsuits will just magically disappear.

9 comments:

mooshki said...

He clearly took lessons from Kim Kardashian.

lutefisk said...

Mooshki--he clearly took lessons from everyone who made a sex tape and 'ahem' had it stolen.
I don't understand where they leave their sex tapes that people always manage to find them & take them, & have the right connnections to have them released.

Sinjin said...

I may be wrong, but I remember a BI about 2 weeks ago which said a sex tape would be stolen and those involved would be mortified, blah, blah, blah, and this was all planned to generate interest in careers, monetary gain, etc. Some of the particulars may be off.

RagDoll said...

lisa, yeah. That blind said it would also have us all laughing, so I'm with you on that guess...

Anonymous said...

Mooshki I thought Parasite was the first one who started the sex tape being supposedly stolen than KK followed.

mooshki said...

Yeah, there have been others, but Kim was the one who got the best bang for her buck - she kept threatening law suits until they reached a dollar amount she liked.

mooshki said...

Oops, should've read "buck for her bang."

Judi said...

Wasn't Pam and Tommy's video the first?

OG Gossipmonger said...

lmfao, mooshki. you so funny :):)

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