Jamie Lynn Almost Died While Giving Birth
According to the National Enquirer, Jamie Lynn Spears had an emergency C section because she had marginal placenta previa which the doctors discovered after she went into labor. I guess that if this occurs, bot the baby and the mother have a good chance of both dying. While I believe that the National Enquirer gets most things right, to me this just seems off. This is the Spears family we are talking about. You know, they are not really publicity shy and frankly, any of the people they know tend to sell any possible story for a carton of cigarettes and a wine cooler.
I just think that if this report were true, that Kneepads would have been told so, and the price for Jamie Lynn photos would have been spectacular. Cover picture of mom and "dad," accompanied by a story that could have led to death. I mean Kneepads eats that crap up for breakfast. If something like that happened with the Brangelina twins, you hear a collective orgasm from the Time Life building in Manhattan that would be heard across the planet.
The only quote the Enquirer managed to get was from an insider who said that "Jamie Lynn was sick with worry. It was a lot for a 17 year old to handle." Hell yes it is a lot to handle. However, Jamie Lynn Spears barely can read, let alone understand something about marginal placenta previa. If an option doesn't include Crispy or Original recipe than it is pretty much duh time in the Spears house.
By the way. Did I miss something? Where are the photos of the baby? Does it not look like the "daddy?" I know I'm not a baby photo poster or anything, but I thought I would at least notice if someone did. It has been like two weeks. Maybe this is all just to distract us.
I just think that if this report were true, that Kneepads would have been told so, and the price for Jamie Lynn photos would have been spectacular. Cover picture of mom and "dad," accompanied by a story that could have led to death. I mean Kneepads eats that crap up for breakfast. If something like that happened with the Brangelina twins, you hear a collective orgasm from the Time Life building in Manhattan that would be heard across the planet.
The only quote the Enquirer managed to get was from an insider who said that "Jamie Lynn was sick with worry. It was a lot for a 17 year old to handle." Hell yes it is a lot to handle. However, Jamie Lynn Spears barely can read, let alone understand something about marginal placenta previa. If an option doesn't include Crispy or Original recipe than it is pretty much duh time in the Spears house.
By the way. Did I miss something? Where are the photos of the baby? Does it not look like the "daddy?" I know I'm not a baby photo poster or anything, but I thought I would at least notice if someone did. It has been like two weeks. Maybe this is all just to distract us.
