Thursday, September 18, 2014

Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger Split

The combination of two of Canada's biggest music sellers just didn't work out. After a mere 14 months of marriage, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger have called it quits. Chad couldn't stop having sex with other women and Avril was having some fun on the side too. Oh, and then the sales of her new record tanked and she blames Chad and being married and how come he didn't write her some of that boring stuff he writes so she could sell millions of records. The thing about this divorce I am going to hate the most is this means there will be more stories about them when they find someone new. I prefer to live in a world where I don't have to be reminded of either of them. Did you know Avril is turning 30 soon? That is crazy. I just assumed she stopped the clock when she hit about 17 because she has never changed her look. Does she want to be in her 40's and singing Sk8er Boi?

51 comments:

Beetlejuice said...

Love is dead

sandybrook said...

HAPPY NATIONAL CHEESEBURGER DAY!!
*no surprise bout these two (sk8r girl and douche) they are as compatible as oil and water).

Kelly said...

I like Nickelback, but she bugs.

Ay said...

Who took this marriage seriously?

Ay said...

Chad got hair like Papa Joe Simpson.

Brenda L said...

Dang that was quick!

Hanwi said...

Wasn't she revealed as the one who refuses to undress in front of her partner or have sex? That and trying to remain a teenager (at least lookswise) make it sound like something not so nice has happened to her at some point.

snookiemonster said...

Let the blind reveals begin!

Tyger Lilly said...

If these two lovebirds can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us? I blame that Hello Kitty video.

Unknown said...

i want to punch his goofy face in.

Brin said...

They make me itchy.

Lynda kiss said...

Sk8ter crap. Hahaha she's never acted her age. More like 14 yrs old at age 20. She's a bitch and he doesn't realize he's as sexy as wet fart

Jordan T said...

He's even more douchey than Scott disick and that is saying somethjng.

FearN said...

Two douchenozzles on sale at the hardware store.

Tricia13 said...

This is a bad week for Canadian celebs...Neil/avril/Chad...whose next-Jimcarrey gonna get dumped by his college age GF??

Gayeld said...

I blame the lies they've fed us our whole lives about who (and what ) Hello Kitty really is.

Pip said...

Nickelback has to be one of the shittiest bands out there.

Pogue Mahone said...

Why did they even get married in the first place?

Jordan T said...

I would go as far as saying that they're the shittiest.

Sarah said...

In the words of Tom Haverford, for the pub'

Sarah said...

Too bad he can't divorce his new face

Jessie said...

She's only turning 30? I thought she was much older than that.

__-__=__ said...

Even Avril can do better! But that rock - I hope she keeps it. Maybe sells it. She should NOT give that back. Just an incredible stone. Really puts KTrash in their place.

Unknown said...

Oh Canada

Whatzmyname said...

AWw! The canadian royal couple is dunzo. LOL! Cant stand either. Anyone who marries Avril needs to have their head checked.

discoflux said...

Weren't there some blinds that supposed to be about her having miscarriages? Sometimes you just can't recover emotionally from those.

That said... thank goodness they didn't reproduce!!

Dena said...

I love Tom Haverford!

Cheryl said...

Bad couple. Bad music. Like a black hole of epic awfulness.

ladybaus said...

If I was forced to choose one---Team Avril I guess...how do you go from Brody Jenner to HIM>?!

Beetlejuice said...

Nickleback is the worst band that has ever existed or will ever exist.

VeronicaCostello said...

Am I the only person who is thoroughly disheartened that the dude from Nickelback could afford that rock?

Uhhhh... said...

At one point, didn't Enty imply that she was hiding a secret pregnancy?

Haywood Jablomee said...

His constipated style of singing really rubs me the wrong way.

Gayeld said...

Yes, but he also implied she was hiding a secret miscarriage. Basically, she's already to join the Illuminate.

Sugar said...

My sister likes them and even went to their concert. I seriously considered disowning her because of it.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

canadians are indeed the scourge of the earth.

WritergirlinLA said...

I'm so upset. I might not make it through the rest of my day.... Yeah. Whatever. NEXT!

crila16 said...

Another failed relationship for Avril.

Tina Mallette said...

I was surprised it lasted this long I figured it was a PR stunt to sell their duets.

califblondy said...

Who gets the ring?

That's all I care about.

Astra Worthington said...

Oh please. Nickelback is great, it's just popular to act like you're too cool to like them. They're not nearly as bad as Iggy Azalea, or 99% of the shit that's on the radio right now. Or Avril. She deserves the title of the worst ever, not Nickelback. And if you hate Nickelback do you hate Theory of a Deadman since they sound so much alike??

Mark B said...

Some of Avril's music is okay, but she's rumoured to be a frigid, spoiled brat womanchild, so him cheating isn't a surprise.

Ms B'have said...

Haha, good one, Tyger.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Remember when Entertainment Weekly called her the teenage Bob Dylan? Now that was funny.

hotchacha said...

I wonder who her next blonde spiky-haired Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes) lookalike loverman will be.

Sherry said...

"Like a black hole of epic awfulness"

Oh yeah Cheryl..I guffawed...

Oh Chad, why the long face?

Seriously didn't he just get her some huge rock? Better keep that to "remind you" of your marriage to Chaddy boy.

Actually she had one good song and she sang it live on SNL. I'm With You. At least SHE didn't use a recording.

Rome said...

Nickelback is what you would get if Journey & Creed had incestuous Satanic-orchestrated sex. Their very existence is an abomination.

MeanieRhysie said...

^dying at the Nickleback is the shittiest band ever comments, but Rome got it! Boom!!

OKay said...

I don't want to be "that guy (girl)", but the only ones reporting the demise of this marriage so far is Us Weekly. So...I think I'll wait and see how this plays out.

CanadianMiss said...

I'm not really one to hate on Nickleback. People complain that all their songs sound the same, hello, AC/DC anyone? They are good mindless party songs. A lot like Bon Jovi.

TimC said...

i pray for Avril to be in a sex tape, ala Vanessa Hudgens, just once. what a body.

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