Thursday, September 18, 2014

Off Topic

A guy at work today had to tell everyone he has lice. I wouldn't want to send that e-mail.

25 comments:

The Real Dragon said...

Enty, Just put Mayo on your head. Your good!

FearN said...

Its a rite of passage. Doesn't everyone get lice, or know someone that has had it?

Frosty said...

Watch out Enty, they jump (veteran of NYC subways here)

Tigercat said...

Read this and couldn't help singing it like that Thompson Twins' song (Lies) "Lice, lice, lice, liIIIIIiiice! They gonna get you!"

Lady Heisenberg said...

Dude that fucking sucks. I got love one time when I went to build a homeless family a house in Tijuana. It was the worst and further proof that no good deed goes unpunished.

Best of luck to your infested coworker

Sherry said...

If he has kids it's not unusual. Doesn't mean anyone else has it but oh so common. I feel for him though. I wouldn't be surprised if he's paying some co-pays for trips to the dr. for Quell. Although, maybe now some of that OTC stuff is effective. Wasn't when I got them..OR scabies.

Bitters said...

Ugh, I fear this email or note every single year. My friend does live squad at school and I honestly don't know how.. If I saw those suckers on a kids' head I'd probably run away

Lady Heisenberg said...

Love lol even my phone's spellczech hates "lice"

FearN said...

spellczech? i"m stealing that.

cebii said...

Grease your hair for a few days. My kids are AA and they NEVER get lice because they always have product in their hair. They don't even check the Black kids at school. I do, just in case.

Lady Heisenberg said...

HeisenSong dedicated to Lice Head from Enty's office...
@BeeHaven will appreciate this jam too!!!

FearN said...

I can't belieb no one has said....

"Lice lice baby"

Dena said...

Both of my kids got lice a few years ago and I had to wash every bed item and all the stuffed animals they slept with - 14 hours worth of laundry. It sucked my lady balls

evil tigger said...

The yearly gift to all parents.

wwax said...

Meh. Anyone with kids get exposed to it. I think all parents have had it at one time or another. Hell the number of people walking around with them that don't know it is amazing, ask a hairdresser for horror stories.

evil tigger said...

As a hairdresser ive seen it too many times to count. Been called a liar by parents. Hell i dont want it

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

Lice not to meet that person.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

Lice not to meet that person.

auntliddy said...

Yuck and a pain, but cld happen to anyone. Just try on some hats somewhere andcu may get em!!

All Lace no Leather said...

This is pretty unlikely. Lice is easy to pick up from someone who has it, and kids bring it home from school, but lice don't like testosterone. Therefore men and boys once they hit puberty are rarely infected. Maybe it's not true, but I was told this by the Lice Lady, who I hired to disinfect my daughter and I. She was lucky enough to b a good girl in class and get to sit in the special reading chair in 6th grade. Every girls that sat in it ended up with lice. This was the week beforehand 6th grade camp. The kids were told there would be a lice check before boarding the bus, and if
Infected, you wouldn't get to go. We tried the mayo treatment and it didn't work. We tried the over the counter shampoo and it didn't work. The Lice Lady worked. She also checked all boys/men in the house and they were fine.

Murphy said...

I recommend the oil treatments, you have to put it in your hair every other day for like 20 days but it works. I tried the shampoo like 4 times and it didn't work. I probably didn't get all the nits.

SHUDDER. makes me sad just thinking about it.

Gayeld said...

One of halvies' nieces and nephew got it. They shaved all three kids' heads, even the 9 year old girl.

Unknown said...

Who know's?? Maybe everyone thinks he has crabs so not so bad.

Unknown said...

Is it just me, but when somebody mentions lice, I start scratching my head.

Mal said...

I am now scratching my head. I was mortified to have it in my house. 5 kids- 3 in school.... it happens. I bought stock in bleach and Nix. I also shaved all 4 boys heads. I nit-picked my daughter daily.

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