Thursday, September 18, 2014

Beyonce's Dad Confirmed As Father Of Another Baby

Matthew Knowles should go out and buy a case of condoms. I'm not sure why anyone would want to have sex with the unemployed former manager of Beyonce, but the guy needs to learn the meaning of safe sex. earlier this year he was accused of fathering the baby of a stripper turned real estate agent. The results of the DNA test showed Knowles is the father. He already lost his job as Beyonce's manager and his marriage after another woman had one of his babies. He is paying child support to that woman and will now be paying child support to this woman and who knows how many more there will be. You would think at his age he would get smart, but I guess the 30 seconds of fun was worth 18 years of child support payments. 

39 comments:

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

30 seconds? Is he superman?

ladybaus said...

that just my baby daddy that just my baby daddy that just my baby dad

Gayeld said...

Snip, snip. Problem fixed.

ladybaus said...

and he is an IDIOT--Beys mom is HOT!

skippy said...

Dumb ass

VeronicaCostello said...

Maybe he's hoping he'll father another Beyoncé or Solange to manage.

ladybaus said...

I LOVE Solange---she cracks me up!

Tina Mallette said...

seems many men think a bareback romp is worth 18 years of support

Unknown said...

+ 2

baby mama is some young fame hungry (kaching)?

Unknown said...

Maury should devote an Entire episode to him.

parissucksliterally said...

Evidently he has never heard of CONDOMS.

Brian said...

Gee what a surprise a black guy with multiple baby mommas...

FearN said...

She's hot yes, but not sexy. There's a difference. Plus she looks like she wears the strap-on in the family and that's not my thing.

FearN said...

I know we are snarky and all here but this is taking it a smidge too far.

Unknown said...

Snip snip: no swimmers, no future guidos.

Unknown said...

Senor Salty, yes because only black men father multiple children out of wedlock with different women. They're the only ones in the entire world who do that. Fuck off

Derek, I too think bey's mom is hot this fool is an idiot and that is why his kids barely have anything to do with him now. Shame.

MISCH said...

does he still have any money ?

Unknown said...

That's not snark, that's rascism.

FearN said...

I read he doesn't have much money coming in. IRS slapped him with a 1.2$ million tax lien last year.

FearN said...

That is racism. You are correct.

fedwaymom said...

Hahaha hahaha thank you so much for turning my frown upside down...

Seven of Eleven said...

I just can't get past "stripper turned real estate agent". Imagine attending an open house, the real estate agent walks in the room, and your guy's face goes stark white and starts stuttering. He later tells you that he just can't buy a house from someone whose panties he stuffed dollar bills into at the bachelor party. You tell him she could take your money then, she can take our money now because I want that house!

Sherry said...

Wow...Some men never learn.

Sherry said...

Wow...Some men never learn.

Brian said...

Adrian Peterson, 7 kids 5 moms
Willis Mcgahee, 10 kids 8 moms
Antonio Cromartie over 5 and 5
Shawn Kemp over 5 and 5.

All blacks. Not racist, just facts. Jack ducky, fuck off

Gayeld said...

*snort* My father is blue/green-eyed, blond-haired white man with great smile, a cute dimple, and 8 kids by 5 different women.

That we know of.

Gayeld said...

And still, ole Johnny-boy, 8 kids, 5 moms, and counting. Good old white Okie boy.

Seven of Eleven said...

Rod Stewart: 3 moms, 7 kids

Joe Darger: 3 wives, 24 children

Verlan LeBron: 10 wives, 58 children

Charlie Sheen: 3 moms, 5 kids

Mick Jagger: 3 moms, 7 kids

Kelsey Grammar: 5 moms, 6 kids

All white guys.

Unknown said...

@Senor Salty - really? REALLY??

You sir, are what we in England call a tosspot.

Or a wanker - take your pick.

Sherry said...

My nephew..3 kids, 3 different moms..White guy.

All Lace no Leather said...

I am just making an observation, so please do not accuse me of being racist. There are multiple examples of both white and black men having multiple kids with multiple women. What I found interesting of the examples given above, the black men are all athletes. The white men musicians, actors or church leaders. I could be wrong about Darger.

auntliddy said...

Idiot. Really. To know so little at his age? Unacceptable.

Unknown said...

Men with power regardless of their profession or race often have multiple kids with multiple women because they're idiots who never get told they're wrong for anything.

kit said...

^ This. What @jackducky said.

Yeoman Princess said...

@jack ducky... I'm with you! The color that's the majority here is GREEN!!!! Money = power. Power = multiple women and no condoms and lots of babies! Ewwwww!

Senor Salty Balls... go troll elsewhere, please! You're effing up the rotation!

delete account said...

30 seconds? You really think Mateww (typo and it stays) can last that long?

Einstein DeGeneres said...

Google "Matthew Knowles" and "eWomen Network" he's a freaking motivational speaker now!

Henriette said...

My father is a white Frenchman and has multiple children in multiple countries (he's an equal opportunity slut)and finally got a vasectomy. Doesn't matter what color a guy (women physically would have a hard time doing this)is when the guy is just a sleaze or has a Saturnine complex. Actually, there was a L&O:SVU episode staring my fave, John Stamos who ironically has no children that he knows of, as a guy purposely impregnating women.

FlirtyChick74 said...

That looks like a funeral picture.

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