Wednesday, June 09, 2010

My Eyes Burn - Danielle Staub Sex Tape Stills


Tomorrow is the day the Danielle Staub sex tape gets released. For all of you and for educational purposes I flipped through all of the preview photos that Hustler provided. I may never be the same. One thing Hustler doesn't do is show the guy involved in all of this. You just see bits and pieces of him. Honestly the guy looks to be young and in shape. Maybe she hired him just for this? This is entirely Danielle's doing. She holds the camera in many of the pictures and also films herself in mirrors. She knew exactly what she is doing.
One thing that Danielle forgot is that porn stars wear a lot of makeup while they are on camera just like regular actors. Danielle didn't. In her defense I think that she shows that a woman in her late 70's or early 80's can still sell sex tapes. What? Oh, not 70? 60? Still though porn doesn't always have to be about fake people with fake body parts. This appears to be a woman who is having some good sex and wanted to make a couple of bucks from filming it. It isn't like she has not got paid to have sex before.

34 comments:

__-__=__ said...

That's enough of those pics. PLEASE!! No more, no more. This is a job for Michael K. Seriously!

selenakyle said...

Gyahhh! Run away! Run away! Those tits look like Armageddon, for chrissakes.

chopchop said...

Is there such thing as reverse body dysmorphic disorder? Cuz this bitch has it. No normal person could look in the mirror and think that looks good. From the horrible bolt-on implants to the too-tight face to the eyebrows (my god those eyebrows), I just can't believe someone would pay money to look like that.

Miss(pdx) said...

her poor kids. I am all for living your life how you choose but when you have teen daughters and you KNOW they will catch so much crap for this...I hope she uses the money for all the therapy they are going to need. DO what you want sweetie but keep it away from the kids!!!!

Tenley said...

There's a headline out there about this: "Housewife hit by Scandal." And all I could think was, How can this be a scandal when she deliberately manufactured every aspect of getting this made and getting it sold?

0 said...

Do Not Want.

Goodgrief said...

Dang, she looks rough. That is probably one of most UNsexy teddy things I have ever seen.

chihuahuense said...

lol@the comments!

I think daniellestaubraw is just too funny also.

crazy bitch. Just nasty. I really do feel sorry for those little girls, I know there are probably worse moms out there, but the fact that she is such a bad role model PUBLICLY should be enough to have CPS give her a visit.

Also, I will say again that when she was on the today show promoting her "MEM-wah" she was raggin' on one of the other girls about not being smart, then in the next sentence said writing is so 'therapeutical.' I laugh every time I think of that.

mooshki said...

Prostitution Whore!!!

RocketQueen said...

I actually don't think she's hideous, but those eyebrows are a bit much. That being said, I really didn't need to see these photos, Enty. *wags finger at you*

Unknown said...

"therapeutical," haha thanks for that @chihuahenese!

The droopy skinny boobs were all I needed to see to get the laugh I really needed, thanks!

Lux Luthor said...

I don't understand why anyone would want to watch that footage. I don't understand why anyone pays attention to her, either. Or where she gets her crazy-high self-esteem. I'm with chopchop: "Is there such thing as reverse body dysmorphic disorder? Cuz this bitch has it."

Anonymous said...

That is one homely woman.

Jillian S. said...

I make it a point to watch every celeb sex tape, but I am seriously considering passing on this one. Yikes.

Pookie said...

eeep. she's unfortunate-looking.

poor daughters...they seem like cute kids.

captivagrl said...

I hope it's not with that funky big baby face guy she was "dating" last season. He's gross. Not that I'll be watching.

Unknown said...

well there goes her poor daughters shot at becoming a model. No serious fashion house will touch her after this, the best she will be able to book is MAYBE Heatherette.

jfwlucy said...

Mm about Christine's chances being shot. If she's a good model, she's a good model, and if agencies are combing the backwaters of Brazil looking for new talent, it must not be all that easily found. But yeah, totally, those poor kids.

jess said...

oh man...no más por favor!!!

I don't find her appealing or even interesting to see her sex-tape.

Tallulah said...

Captivagirl,
I'm pretty sure it IS that babyface dude from season one- Steve or Steven. I saw a clip on Bravo in which of the other housewives scolded him for releasing the tape.

He is truly disgusting with that permanent smirk and piglet pink face. Yuck! That is one penis I don't want to see!

califblondy said...

"reverse body dysmorphic disorder"

That's funny.

Jillian, I've never seen a star sex tape. Am I missing anything?

nancer said...

i wonder if the mystery man is her ex-con pal, danny? i'm pretty sure she's fucking him and he fits the description. yuck!

how big a loser can her ex-husband be, that he would allow his daughters to be raised by this repulsive whore? what's HIS excuse for that?

Sporky said...

I think you're right Tallulah...I think it's that guy. BLECCCH.

Her poor kids. Christine should emancipate herself or take Jillian and go live with the dad.

Reese said...

My eyeballs just barfed.

Meg said...

Who does this Prostitution Whore-ah think she is? No one wants to see her old wrinkly nasty ass.

Cheryl said...

As an actual housewife from New Jersey I have to add an ick nast to the comments.

RocketQueen said...

Wait a minute, her daughter's trying to become a model? Wouldn't Danielle and her daughter therefore be a good guess for the blind that NOBODY thought was Jules Kirby?

caydian said...

Thanks for the horse porn, Enty.

She must've been something before the invention of electricity. Ugh.

mooshki said...

RQ, Captivagrl did guess them for that blind. The daughter is only 16, though, so I hope to god it isn't her!

Sinjin said...

BIG LOL @ "therapeutical," thanks for posting that again :-)

Hey is that young guy ya'll are writing about the 24 (approx) year old guy who looked MUCH older because he was BALDING?! And she was proud of that?! What a dumb ass.

chihuahuense said...

Yes, that was the guy. One of Jackie's husband's friends that Danielle was serious with but the guy said she was basically just his fuck buddy. Disgusting on both parts. Oh, and Jackie couldn't have really been a true friend, because I dare one of my husband's friends to talk like that about a friend of mine.

Robert said...

I can't believe I know enough about the show to know who she is and what she's all about. What the hell was she thinking? Sad to say, this is repulsive! If she was young, with no children, it might be excusable. Her entire aura radiates "sleaze." It's a case we've seen many times of someone who is totally clueless as to how absurd they are plowing ahead heedless of the hilarity and revulsion they leave in their wake.

Barton Fink said...

omg, the words "prostitute whore" have never seemed so appropriate!

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