Monday, June 07, 2010

Today's Blind Items

Over the weekend this celebrity mother was basically pimping out her D list reality daughter. She would walk up to actors at the event she was at and let it be known that her daughter was available to be a companion for the day or night or even on a long term basis. She was even carrying head shots of her daughter. The rate? $5000 for one day and $50,000 a month.

64 comments:

Chrissy Buns said...

gross...why do Rumer (or Scout or Talulah) and Demi pop into my noggin?

Cecilia00 said...

Heidi's Mom???

I feel like the Kardashian's and Hilton's can be ruled out because that's chump change to them and what they have and are making...

Missjenny619 said...
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Niktini said...

i know it can't be, but Dina Lohan popped into my head. I don't think the little sister was on reality tv though

0 said...

White Oprah.

She had that horrible "Living Lohan" show that featured she and Ali prominently.

MISCH said...

OMG...WHAT KIND OF MOTHER IS THAT...AWFUL

Missjenny619 said...

I'm thinking more like one of the Jersey Shore chicks, like Jwow or whatever her name is.

Demi's kids are not reality stars.

califblondy said...

I thought Ali Lohan was on a short-lived reality show on E!

Whoever it is needs to be arrested for pimpin'

JW said...

One of the main clues is that the mom is a celebrity in her own right and the daughter is D list on a reality show. Do we have any mother daughter types that fit that description.

It's just me! said...

Frankie and Neffe Cole. Frankie Cole is the celebrity mom (of singer Keyshia Cole) and Neffe is Keyshia's sister. All three of them are BET's reality TV stars, and if you read an urban blog a day in your life, you'd know Frankie and Neffe are no strangers to activity like this.

silenceisgolden said...

Gastineau

KathyVermont said...

Please not Sharon Osbourne and Kelly; they were in the Random Photos though...

Cecilia00 said...

Kathy,

Wouldn't the Osbourne's just plain have too much money to need to do this though??

And isn't Kelly O engaged??

Sinjin said...

FFS! We are truly in the End Times. I cannot even conceive of behavior such as this.

Meg said...

I really hope this one gets revealed. UGH. DISGUSTING.

FrenchGirl said...

Dina Lohan and Ali?
and it's disgusting!

captivagrl said...

Danielle and Christine Staub
(probably not, but I wouldn't put it past her)

Cowgirl said...

Danielle would totally do this, but I like It's just me!'s guess.

RocketQueen said...

This is just awful. What a train wreck in the making.

nunaurbiz said...

Jill Zarin! LMAO (Team Bethenny!)

Niktini said...

i completely forgot about Living Lohan! But it's probably because i never watched it :)

Ms Cool said...

No idea on today's blind but will jump on the Dinah Lohan guess.

OT - I mentioned this before, but is Catherine Zeta Jones coke mom? Did you see the Dlisted pics?

GladysKravitz said...

Danielle would completely do this but she's not a celebrity mother.

Candy and Tori? Oh wait, I don't think people would pay for a month with a sack of bones.

lmnop123 said...

Dinah and Ali Lohan.

Stacy said...

The Gastineaus

timebob said...

Aubrey O'Day reality show- making the band.

PotPourri said...

I like the Gasineaous too.

E3 said...

Kathy Griffin and Maggie.

Sporky said...

Hahaha @ captivagirl...that's who I first thought of (if she hasn't already pimped her out to her ex-con "friends")...

MadLyb said...

@Ms Cool - I think the 'coke' is actually the photogs flashbulb reflecting off of her powdered/mineral makeup. It's not coke.

White Oprah was the first thing that popped in my head for the blind, but I don't think even she is that heinous. Lord knows I could be wrong about that.

penelope said...

I saw a photo on a gossip sight this past weekend that showed Snookie (Jersey Shore) and her mom dancing at some event. I bet it's her mother.

Cecilia00 said...

@mscool - even if the pics were of coke (which I doubt) - CZJ is not Coke Mom.

Coke Mom is a B-List television actress.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Snookie is one of the ugliest human beings I've ever seen, both inside and out.

taco said...

what about the family from "pretty wild" on e!?
the mom is a former playboy bunny and it could be one of the two "older" daughters....though I think she might have head shots for the oldest "adopted" daughter originally intended for playboy.

sunnyside1213 said...

Ali and the white opes.

Dr. Spaceman said...

Wouldn't surprise me if it was Kate Gosselin selling one of her children into child slavery.

Little Baby Jade said...

Olivia newton john

Nosey Parker said...

@ It's just me!

I think you got it right.
Frankie and Neffe Cole FTW!

Beth said...

For some reason Kris Jenner and Kim KarTrashian popped into my hear immediately, cause they're both such famewhores. But I guess Kim Trash is higher than D-listed.

selenakyle said...

Danielle from the God-awful RHONJ (just a gut guess, but I suppose that girl is not old enough yet).

Hmmm, then I have no idea.

holyrollernova said...

sorry but this smells like bull to me. $5K for one day! $50K for a month? yeah, right.

Fabulous! said...

@nikki $5k actually isn't that crazy, highpriced call girls can make upwards of $25k in a weekend. hey, if you're gonna sell your soul, might as well be to the highest bidder!


i wouldn't put it past danielle staub, either but she's a dlist celeb herself, not her daughter. she's already pimping her out as a model tho so how far off is she from this? i would say white oprah, but her and ali combined would equal d... so i suppose i'll vote for frankie and neffe cole!

Tenley said...

I'm with Dr. Spaceman. I'm only half joking. First person I thought of was also was Kate Gosselin selling one of the older girls of her eight, and all the kids would have to be D-List reality stars because can anyone name even one?

Jessica said...

I don't believe that Enty would consider Dina Lohan a celebrity. I just don't. For the other suggestions - I don't think Snooki's mom is a celebrity? Don't think Brittany Gastineau's mom is a celebrity either - her dad was a football player.
Olivia Newton-John and Chloe Lattanzi?
I would say Courtney Love if not for the restraining order, or Lisa Bonet if Zoe was on a reality show.

Paisley said...

Wow. Isn't this sweet? A mother and daughter close enough to have this sort of business partnership. I could never work with my mom.:-)

Nosey Parker said...

Reread my post. FTW sounds bad in a serious post like this. I was just congratulating It's just me! on her guess.

cricket said...

It wouldn't suprise me in the least if it was Dina Lohan. Ali isn't ever going to be famous for anything since she has zero talent. She already looks like a used up 40 year old hooker. Dina has to make money off her some way since Lindsey isn't bringing in the big bucks any more. So it looks like Ali is the new bread winner.

shakey said...

Were any of these people at the godawful MTV movie awards? This is just sickening.

Ms Cool said...

I forgot that coke mom was a tv actress looking to make it in movies. Thanks for the reminder!

DoughnutHoes said...

PRETTY WILD! The Mom was in Playboy, and the girls are involved in those celebrity thefts. Complete trash and totally plausible when you think about it!

http://thegirlfromtheghetto.wordpress.com/2010/03/15/pretty-wild/

Tallulah said...

I think 'It's just me' could be right! Well done! And the mom from "Pretty Wild" is a good runner up.

Unknown said...

I also agree with the Gastineau guesses-though I'd more likely pay five grand to keep both of them away from me!

bionic bunny! said...

does the female half of the speidi have a celeb mom?
this is just the sort of assinine thing (GAWD, what ARE their names?) that stuck up snot of a "husband" would lead the wife into. didn't her mom love him? or did she hate him?
does anybody even know who i'm talking about?

and white oprah COULD be pimping out lilo, she's going to need LOTS of money to 1) get her out of her current mess and 2) get her back to supporting the rest of the family. and she IS looking slightly better.

Kat said...

Hulk Hogan's ex-wife and daughter.

Elle said...

Isn'r Dinah Lohan referred to as ORANGE Oprah?

merrick said...

the hogans were my first guess too .. then the coles ..

Alice D Millionaire said...

I have seen this blind before. I can't remember which site but this sounds like a repeat.

Choice said...

For some reason, Candy and Tori Spelling came to mind. Wasn't Tori in a reality show recently which flopped?
http://nicole-kidman-journey.blogspot.com/

Katy said...

I'm thinking Keyshia Cole's Crack Head mom. Whoever it is, what a jewel.

Danielle said...

I don't know why but my immediate thought was Joan and Melissa Rivers

Julie said...

I was thinking Gastineau as well. She was younger than me, but I ran in the same circles as her at one point. Her mom is totally insane.
Shes that "cool mom" to an extreme.

But Brittny (not even spelled wrong) isn't even D List. hmmm

Jillian S. said...

Jules Kirby, obviously. :P

Stacy said...

@Jillian Okay, that made me bust out laughing! Still don't know who the fuck she is though.

mooshki said...

What Stacy said!

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