Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Yesterday's Blind Items


Today I got an e-mail from a very distraught Jules Kirby who wants you to know she is NOT the subject of yesterday's blind item. For the record she is not. I did verify she was the one writing to me and this is what she had to say.

Dear Author,
This post attached must be removed. It was not me of course, but all through out the commentary it hints that it is. To let falsify that I would sell myself, be a hooker, or do anything sexual for money is an illegal act and untrue. This is slander and defamatory. I kindly ask that you respect this otherwise the only way this is able to be settled is in court by Blogger and Google law. Sincerely, Jules Kirby

When I asked Jules what she is doing now she said she is studying for a big Economics test.

86 comments:

Ryan said...

She protests too much! (Just Kidding.)

Unknown said...

Actually, it's libel, not slander, but whatever.

Unknown said...

Is English this woman's first language? If so, her grasp of it is so very sad. And by sad, I mean pathetic. Keep %^&*ing that chicken, Jules!

Maja With a J said...

Who?

PeepStone said...

Who is this person?

califblondy said...

No worries, Jules.

Never heard of you.

Good luck on your test.

Selock said...

@PeepStone...exactly...?

chopchop said...

Add me to the list of people who have no idea who this is. Jules, honey, the next time you send a threatening email be sure and have a (literate) friend proofread for you, mkay? Good luck on that big econ test. Hopefully for you there is no essay portion. :-/

.robert said...

So, this is a high school economics test and not a university test, right?

Lady J said...

lol @ the comments

But I will add that I have NO IDEA who this chick is. Did anyone even guess her for the blind yesterday?

Anonymous said...

er....just had a look at yesterday's blind and no one even mentioned her.

We don't know who you are woman, so just go away.

blog hopper said...

I'm not a hooker, but here's a picture of me posing in my bathing suit..."studying".

*girl said...
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RocketQueen said...

Lol. Hilarious comments. Add me to the list of people who never would have suspected someone whose name I've never even heard of. Did her name even come up in the guesses?!

*girl said...

I love how she reads a post about a mom trying to pimp her daughter out and she actually thinks "hey, people might think this is me."

It's like when my friends tell stories of a girl getting shit faced drunk and making out with a load of random strangers at a club, I think "damn, did I forget that night? No, okay, not me."

Hint o' truth?

Sweetie, you should have left it alone.

Alice D Millionaire said...

“The commentary hints that it is.” We would just say your name in the comments if we thought you were the subject. We don't do blind comments sweetheart.

Someone wants attention. I have no idea who this chick is. Maybe I could just start writing bloggers and say that blinds are not about me and that I resent the implication!

Anonymous said...

I also have no clue who she is and would never have guessed her for the blind. Guilty conscience much?

RJ said...

Who is she and what the eff is she trying to say? Ted Casablancas just moved up a rung on the "I Can Write Clearly" ladder. Never heard of her, but maybe some family counseling is in order if she thought people would think this is her.

Stephen said...

I googled her. It seems that she was on the CW show High Society (never heard of that either) with Tinsley Mortimer. She was portrayed (exposed) as a racist, homophobic, jew hater. Jules, your 15 seconds of fame are up.

Cheryl said...

The hints were so strong that we all missed them.

Kimberley said...

Who is this girl? I won't even waste the five seconds to google her.
I agree that getting defensive is something you do when you feel something hits too close to home!

Miranda said...

Sweet! So all I have do to get attention is claim I'm not the subject of a blind item? Duly noted, Jules whoever-the-crap-you-are.

hunter said...

Hi Everyone - I live in NYC and yes, Stephen nailed it on the head.

This young woman is the most despicable piece of poorly behaved rich trash that it is mind-boggling.

And yes, she totally should have never called herself out like that - how stupid! ha ha!!

Bella said...

Who is she?

Miss Bitch said...

Who the hell is Jules Kirby?

Liza said...

Haha, this is beautiful.

lol @ Jason -- thanks for bringing back "keep fucking that chicken"

MAC said...

Okay, now I feel better. I thought I must have missed a day of reading gossip blogs, because I had no f'ing idea who this broad was. Nice way to point out that the blind resembles your life though...

Sonia in MO said...

Okay - I'm curious - what is Blogger and Google law? I didn't realize they were laws unto themselves... or am I reading this wrong?

West End Girl said...

Ego much? Never even heard of her and she's assuming a BI was about her. Eejit.

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOL@comments too funny

MAC said...

Oh, and is her mother a celebrity (other than in her own mind).

Patty said...

Who? Never would have guessed you because I never heard of you. Her next course should be one in humility, or a sel-perception reality check. Glad Enty posted her denial cuz we know get to rip on how no one knows who she is. HA!

captivagrl said...

beat it sista.

Carrie L. said...

Jules - I had no idea who you were before and still don't. You also appear so uninteresting that I don't even want to waste time on a Google search to figure it out. I don't think you have to worry about your good name being slandered.

Cindy said...

What an ultra-maroon :)

Glitter said...

I never heard of Jules Kirby. Anyone?

Meg said...

LMAO @ the comments :)

I googled her and this was the first link I saw:
http://gawker.com/5492211/is-jules-kirby-a-racist-homophobe-or-does-she-just-play-one-on-tv

LOL @Jillian S. on yesterday's post.

Dr Linda said...

Have no idea who this person is but if by any chance I remember her name (from this post), I'll remember her fondly as a moron.

lmnop123 said...

Huh? And you are?

No Wiki page and IMDB only has two credits and a bio that says she was a thrill seeker.


Okay fess up guys. Which one of you mentioned this lovely A-Listed puritanical beauty?

Jillian S. said...

I wonder if Blogger and Google law is practiced in a court of Skype?

This nobody is a publicity genius.

Goodgrief said...

First of all, who????? and second of all, who????????????????

sunnyside1213 said...

Alice D Millionaire said...

“The commentary hints that it is.” We would just say your name in the comments if we thought you were the subject. We don't do blind comments sweetheart.


LOL hard at blind comments Alice.

selenakyle said...

Who the fuck is Jules Kirby?!

lmnop123 said...

Oh Oh Just read that this chick thinks it's okay to use the N word.

Ugh! Now I have a solid reason to put her ass on my shit list.

Meg said...

@Not on my dollar

"Thrill Seeker" ??? hahahahahahaha

trouble bubble said...

OMG, people, you are too funny!!!

mooshki said...

This may be the funniest CDaN post ever. You guys are hysterical!

Stacy said...

Who the hell is Jules Kirby and why doesn she think we were talking about her in the first place?

Maja With a J said...

"Okay - I'm curious - what is Blogger and Google law"

It's like martial law, but more 1337 and pwned.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Don't worry, Jules Kirby. I've never even heard of you.

chopchop said...

Instead of MichaelK's Hot Slut of the Day we should have the CDaN Turd of the Day. I nominate the (not-so) lovely Jules Kirby.

nunaurbiz said...

I also didn't know who this chick was.

I do know a thing or eight about libel law and the first thing that would have to be proved is: Is she a public figure?

Guessing by the responses here, probably not.

So the other question would be: Did this item cause tangible loss to her career or reputation?

Gauging by the responses her, probably not BECAUSE nobody knew who the hell she was!

Besides, it'd be awfully hard to prove in a court of law that it is her. Whoever she is.

Marna Palmer said...

HAHAHAHA these comments are fantastic! Like everyone else, after reading the post my first thought was, "WHO?" Sorry Jules, maybe if your life was as interesting as a daughter who's being pimped out by her mom then I'd care, but alas, I don't.

Selock said...

My favorite part of this post and the comments is that you know she's totally reading these comments, all feverishly. Hiya, Whatsyourface!!

Jaiden_S said...

OMG at the grammar. Please tell me she's not a high school graduate.

And by the way, someone tell me why she's relevant. A no-name reality star from a hardly watched show is irrelevant.

jax said...

whatshername, Beef Jerky?

the fuck? yes,yes we'll get right on that before we're banished from Google Earth FOREVER.

SugarRush said...

Dear Jules,

I'm pretty sure that you won't find the secret to pass your Economics test in Enty's blind items.

Tenley said...

Now if Sarah Palin had written thinking the blind obviously was about her pimping out another one of her children I could understand. But this person? Never heard of her and have no idea who her mother would be.

New Life and Attitude said...

The comments here have surely brightened what has been a miserable day/week (and yes it's only Tuesday - ugghh).

My first thought was the same as most of yours - who is she and I don't remember anyone guessing her name in the comments. Did I miss something? Did get Lindsay or Tila's drugs today instead of them? Then I realized that she is a nobody. Thanks everyone for validating me. = )

L said...

I've never heard of her either. Can't decide if this is more funny, or sad.

PS - Does this mean I can't claim yesterday's BI was about me? Dammit, Enty!
;)

krista said...

HAHAHAHA jules kirby. HAHAHAHA

fierros1 said...

One way to get attention, What's the matter loser, publicist dump you?
By the way, WOO HOO!!! I'm finally able to post after not being able to access my google account for over a year...(got another) Hello Everybody!

ctkat1 said...

This chick makes Courtney Love's tweets look like they were written by Hemingway...English is her first language, right? Because this reads like it was written in another language and put through Google translator.

MMSG said...

WTF is Google law? Also, Jason, i heart you.

WednesdayFriday said...

LOL at the comments today! You guys are on fire. Thanks for making my day.


xoxo

WednesdayFriday said...
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MMSG said...

Dear Author, This post attached must Be removed. It was not me off race, goal all through out the commentary it hints that it is. To let falsify that I would salt myself, Be has hooker, but C anything sexual for money is illegal year act and untrue. This is slander and defamatory. I kindly ask that you respect this otherwise the only way this is whitebait to Be settled is in short by Blogger and Google law.

chihuahuense said...

lol@MMSG

Unknown said...

Now that someone brought it up, I kinda like the Sarah Palin guess.

Momster said...

I thought that photo was Helen Hunt for a sec, and I thought damn, she's looking' rough.

Google law ftw!

PotPourri said...

Well, I've never heard of her, but I'll say this...

JULES; You are a big old Vinegar Douche!

JJ said...

Ha! This is funny. I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one who wonderfed WTF Jules Kirby was.

Thanks for sharing Enty.

ChasingHeaven said...

I nominate we stuff Jules in the oil leak! She won't be missed, no one has heard of her.

ChasingHeaven said...

P.S. BEST. POST. EVER. I can't recall the last time I've laughed this hard! Love you Enty!!

Mari said...

Can I email Enty and demand he admit that I'M the person in the blind? The panderer. not the pandered. Oh, and I'm not famous, and I totally don't have a daughter, but I like to confess to crimes I didn't commit, because I love attention.
Kisses Jules, lovely personality you displayed, on TV, and here.

Unknown said...

Enty had to post her email, he had no choice because when she threatened him with that scary legal Google Law, he peed himself laughing when he posted this. I'm pretty sure he made up the part about economics too.

Jules now knows this is a rough crowd. Much rougher than Gawker, or Blogger!

Lothar said...

In other news,

Nicole Kidman noticed she wasn't surrounded by photogs at the MTV Movie Awards after-party, so she touched her belly.

Electric Warrior said...

I hate this skank. I watched an episode of High Society and she is quite possibly thee worst human being on the planet. I wish I didn't know who this entitled, unbelievably rude, mannish, spoiled brat was. As if any one would pay to have sex with her, good one.

katiekat said...

Well bless your heart, Jules. I do believe you are dumber than a box of hair.

Oh, and whomever commented that the picture looked like a rough Helen Hunt owes me a pair of panties. I tee teed in mine, I was laughing so hard.

Lisa (not original) said...

Doesn't High Society just sound like a show about call girls? I've never heard of it.

P.S. Don't ya love it when BIs reveal themselves? lmao

Nice meeting you Jules. Hope the economics thing opens up more career options for you.

Poor thing

Pookie said...

i swear to god i LOVE you, enty!

best. post. ever.

who is this delusional person again?

and major lols to jillian s...i love this: "I wonder if Blogger and Google law is practiced in a court of Skype?"

someone pick me for this jury, i beg you.

Nosey Parker said...

I think that Jules sent that email to Enty to get people to start watching High Society. Nice try Jules, but it won't work.

RocketQueen said...

Wow...Sarah Palin for the guess - that might just be it!!

enchantress said...

I must agree, the comments on this post are the best ever. It's 2am and I'm wide awake from LOL-ing too much. :))

I'm trying to catch up on the posts I've missed and like everyone, my first thought was who the hell this girl is and then "what blind item from yesterday"? :))

dbfreak said...

I could be going crazy, but I really think that I did read one guess that said "Jules Kirby lol." The reason I remember this is because it was the only guess where I thought, "WTF is that?"

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