Monday, April 13, 2009

I Don't Believe Tila Tequila


About 2:30 this morning, Tila Tequila's Twitter posted a note saying she had died. Shortly thereafter another note said, ""I just broke into her house, killer her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead."

That is very scary stuff. If someone broke into your house and said those things about you, then you would probably freak the hell out. Now, remember both of those messages were posted between 230am -245am.

At 4am, Tila logged into her Twitter account and said, "This is Tila. I am deeply sorry for the earlier post about me being dead. I don't know who logged into my account and wrote that."

"but someone did indeed break into my house. It's been a very scary night for me. it's 4:10am now and have been dealing with it all."

"too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me"

"Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment....I love u all."

"They Broke everything in my living room....EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I'm so sad right now....this sucks."

"Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I've been crying all night. THis is fucked up. I'm sad and shocked and bye"

Around 4:30, Tequila said, "Im still shaking and crying! My dog in the trunk of the car, house is shattered, everything is smashed! I'm staying at a friend’s house 2nite."


OK, first of all who Twitters when someone might still be in your house or right outside who has said all of this to you? Has anyone seen a police report today? Do you think you would file a police report if everything in your house was shattered and you had a stalker like that who might be hanging around? Does anyone know where Billy Corgan was last night?

So, follow me with this. Supposedly this psycho is in her house at 2:30am. Then, at 4am, Tila logs into to say she is alive. She then posts several more times. I'm assuming she did this from her phone because remember everything is shattered and broken. Psycho dude said he used her computer to log in so he must have smashed it up after he was done Twittering? He then took Tila's dog, found Tila's car keys and locked the dog in her trunk.

She said that she had been crying all night. Well psycho dude didn't do anything until 239am, and so she couldn't have been crying that long. Also, why is she apologizing to her fans for psycho's behavior? She does that twice. I want to see the police report and some pictures. Otherwise I don't believe her. If she is telling the truth, then she needs to think through coming home immediately after the stalker leaves like that.

34 comments:

selenakyle said...

Hilarious--"does anyone know where Billy Corgan was last night?"

Hahahahaaaa! Good one, Enty.

Think it might've been Courtenay Semel?

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Why ALSO assume the second "Tila" is actually the real Tila? Once hacked, no trust....

MISCH said...

AND SHE STILL FOUND TIME TO TOUCH BASE WITH HER FANS....SWEET....

Kathryn said...

Maybe she's decided to follow in the twitter footsteps of Brent Spiner, who's been twittering a fake meltdown saga for the last few weeks.

Ms Cool said...

Who?

lmnop123 said...

Enty, she said everything in her living room is broke, so if the computer was not in the living room it still works. LOL

I blame twitter for all of these nut cases twittering while they are in peril.

Solange was twittering while she fainted on the floor.

This kind of behavior is a must for the Z listers.

Lady J said...

@Katherine
Who is Brent Spiner?

Unknown said...

Brent Spiner, aka Commander Data from Star Trek:TNG.

Google is your friend.

ElsieFire said...

@LadyJ:
GASP! You, m'lady are no Trekkie, are ye? LOL!

He was Data on ST:Next Generation.

J said...

In the midst of the many adjectives she used to describe her state of mind after being VIOLATED(anyone thats been robbed or had a home invasion, knows what Im talking about) she found time to twitter? In between police reports? Packing to go to said friends house? Assessing damages?

GTFOH!

Bullsh*t

Anonymous said...

Anything for attention....

Unknown said...

Oh, and my 2 cents on Twitter, it sucks. I hate how everyone is pushing Twitter now. Get a freakin life. I don't need to know what people are doing all day and I don't want people to know what I do all day. I have a facebook account and it's a big week if I actually update it say 4 times in a week. And I feel like I'm pushing myself to do that.

We had the short attention span MTV generation, I guess this is the twitter generation. If it's longer than 40 words, forget it.

palealebrew10 said...

I, too, am beyond tired of this twitter BS. I don't care. Does anyone care..for real. This tweeting crap is further testament to the demise of my generation. No one cares if you stopped by In n Out or if you <3 your boyfriend. It also seemed to just blow up out of the blue. Terrible invention.

Impertinent Vixen said...

Those who twitter are twats.

Impertinent Vixen said...

And I also can't fathom the appeal of Sitonmyfacebook or MySpace. Who needs the world feeling more invasive than it already is?

J said...

Im sick of the twitter sh*t too

Ive never checked it out, b/c NO ONE needs to know what the hell Im doing all day

It's like:

2:30am
Dug in nose, was bored, danced around nude, took vibe out for a little, but ran out of lube

WTF?

There is such a thing as TMI

littleoleme said...

hear hear on th e twitter comments.
As for TT - this is all bullshit. Not a big surprise.

slappywhyte said...

sounds more like a crazy ex-bf/hookup than a true random stalker ... im shocked that Tila would be in a dysfunctional relationship ... but it doesn't sound all "fake and concocted" to me

mooshki said...

Most Twitterers are dumb, but some of them are really funny. It's like anything else - the value is in how you use it.

Sporky said...

*hopping on the anti-Twitter bandwagon*

captivagrl said...

sounds like a lovers quarrel@tila's house.
sounds like stuff a woman would do.

Pookie said...

oh, she's just being her attn-whoring self. we really shouldn't be surprised she's doing all she can to extend those 15 mins.

GladysKravitz said...

Follow me here: if she is apologizing for the earlier Twitter posts, how did she read them? Her computer was broken and Twitter doesn't send you your own updates.

Sure, she could have gone online on her phone, and then seen them, but it's so much easier to just twitter as a text message and that's what most people do.

Publicity stunt. Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

LOL@J

Anonymous said...

You guys are like, so superior for hating Twitter. You're right. You ARE better than social networking site users because you choose to dish out your inane, pointless bullshit over the dinner table instead of online. Get over yourselves.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

She probably knew what happened when she logged on and had 10,000 people that Twittered BACK at that message.

The Twitter thing...its just not my thing. I like writing but I'm just not much of a chatter. Plus if anyone says anything important, it makes it to the blogs anyway. I highly recommend subscribing to Demetri Martin's Twitter though, he's a hoot.

littleoleme said...

Bad fish - I don't want to hear anyone's pointless bullshit on Twitter or over the dinner table. People just need to stfu. I don't care about a person's every move or what their status is or blah blah blah.

audrey said...

Her stalker is most likely her reflection in the hallway mirror. Too much alcohol and drugs can do that to a person. Maybe she has a split personality and broke her own furniture. All I know is if I came home and found my place like that I wouldn't be twittering.

LauraM said...

LOL!! @ Impertinent Vixen
but yeah, TT is full of shit and twiter sucks...

mooshki said...

Littleoleme, have you considered moving to a deserted island? LOL

It sounds like a lot of you have read about Twitter but haven't tried it. Nobody I follow actually just says what they're doing. The point is to be witty and interesting. I don't think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread, but there is some good stuff there.

Wil said...

She won't file a police report so she can't be arrested for filing a police report. She probably had a drunken fit and trashed her house. Just the fact she has to use the "HEY LOOK AT ME!!!" that is Twitter rather than calling the cops .. totally bullshit.

missycaro said...

It's "twattering", heh?

Linnea said...

she actually twittered about NOT filing a report... something about her not trusting the police, or whatever

Pat R said...

someone like Tila should have huge body guards around 24-7

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