Monday, January 29, 2007


So two questions I have. Why do you think Ken Paves went to the John Mayer concert? Just asking. Also, would someone please explain this outfit Jessica Simpson is wearing. Are they coming from the pool and John does not have a bathing suit? I would say yes to the bathing suit, but she is wearing 6 inch heels. I know you cannot see them in this pic, but trust me she is. Maybe Pimpa Joe wanted to make it look like they got caught together and Jessica had nothing on except the heels. OR, maybe that is how he likes to imagine Jessica. I really do not know the answer, but the photo has been bugging me.


So, let me see if I got this straight. Posh was supposed to play an alien, but dropped out. J-Lo is going to take over that role because then she will better be able to identify with her husband. In addition, they are also going to take over the role of Scientologists from the Beckhams who also no longer want to play. And now, Britney Spears is going to play multiple aliens simultaneously. Was there some test screening that said audiences were dying to see them some aliens? "Gee Martha, I wish there were some damn aliens in this Little Miss Summer."


Why is it that when Mariah Carey is on the cover of Playboy she is actually wearing more clothes than I have ever seen her wear? I thought the point, although difficult for her would be to wear less.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

John Mayer is still waiting for the check to clear before he lets himself actually be seen touching her.

(For some of us, there wouldn't be enough money in the world...)

Anonymous said...

Ken Paves is trhe one dating John! It all makes sense now!

Half of Mariah's thighs are missing.

JeeezeLouise said...

Hey EL, check your email for something I sent over the weekend.

Anonymous said...

YES! Shall we call them Pavyer or Mayves?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

John told Jessica he didn't mind being seen with her, but she had to sleep on the rollaway cot in the hotel room!

Anonymous said...

Is Mariah the "people will line up to see in Playboy" blind item from a while back?

Anonymous said...

supergirl, I was wondering the same thing. I can't find that BI to save my life, either.

schneefloeckli said...

Why is it that when Mariah Carey is on the cover of Playboy she is actually wearing more clothes than I have ever seen her wear?

This sentence is killing me, lol!

Anonymous said...

I don't think she is in the magazine naked though. And yes, it does look like half of her thighs are missing!!! Good photoshop job!! Kudos!!

What in the world IS Jessica wearing? Who wears those kinds of sandals just to go swimming? I think she may been near a pool to sunbathe. I still do not believe that this is a valid couple.

That damn alien movie that focuses on Scientology!! Didn't Travolta do a movie a while back about it and it flopped at the box office? Cruise really needs to watch himself, as he is now under UA and they will be watching. Seeing if he can churn out a hit.

JeeezeLouise said...

The "taking it all off" BI is here:

http://tinyurl.com/2fgnss

(Friday, Dec 1, 2006 for those who don't trust tinyurls)

But it refers to an A-list actress who had a show cancelled in the last year.

Anonymous said...

I remember on Newleyweds, they were on vacation and Jess was shown walking away from the pool in heels. I don't know about the rest of the outfit, but the heels seem to be a staple no matter what she is doing.

Anonymous said...

Pimp daddy Joe more than likely has had her wearing heels since she started walking and she doesn't know any better.

Anonymous said...

I find it amusing that Hef supposedly said that Playboy would not be able to touch-up Kelly Osbourne, but he can touch-up that cow Mariah.

Anonymous said...

Well said, Dorothy.
I choose 'Mayves.'
Juju

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