Monday, January 29, 2007

You cannot see me now, but I am giving Jeeeze a standing ovation. Jeeeze has worked so hard and so diligently over the past several weeks to create the finest message board on the internet. It has every blind item to be guessed and considered and will allow for everyone to discuss whatever they want. I REALLY appreciate Jeeeze doing this and hope everyone will give the message board a chance and also to say thanks to Jeeeze as well.

Some SAG blind items

Last night at the SAG awards, this B list television actress either had too much too drink or had some other problem which caused her to be found slumped against a bathroom door. Babbling incoherently she spent fifteen minutes on the floor and refused repeated offers for help. She managed to crawl a few feet and then got to her feet with a helping hand and then staggered back to the show. Undeterred by whatever her ailment was, she was later seen partying all night long. It is unknown whether she spent any additional time inspecting bathroom floors.

Last night at the SAG awards, this actress from a hit show, made multiple visits to the bathroom during just the first hour of the show. When she returned from her last visit, she muttered that it was all gone now and she was just going to have to suffer until the show was over. At an after party, she kept trying to corner an actor from a different hit show. When her advances were repeatedly declined, she tried one more trick. She lowered her dress to reveal a very large set of breasts and when he refused to look or touch, she said, "I knew you were gay. I just won $200."

59 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jeeeze rulz.

JeeezeLouise said...

My pleasure, absolutely :)

Amber said...

That's awesome Jeeze! Nice work, it looks really nice :)

Anonymous said...

Wait, so will people no longer be guessing on here???

I know that someone worked hard on this and I appreciate the efforts, but it's a pain to have to read the blog and then go to another site to check what the guesses are.

Or am I understanding how this message board is going to work?

Anonymous said...

First off, that site looks great, but... Are people going to discuss it there and here? It needs to be one or the other. I vote for this going away.

GGA

Anonymous said...

The message board is way confusing!

JeeezeLouise said...

I figure I'll guess here for a day or two on each item, but go to the message board to continue guessing older items.

I'm not guessing here today, because since neither can be LiLo, I haven't a clue!

Anonymous said...

It's an adjunct, not a replacement. Allows for a little more chattiness and lets us start our own threads, like about who's A-list, gossip of our own, RSVPs for Ent's and my wedding...

;-)Ok, so I'm jumping the gun...

Anonymous said...

NO! To the message board for guessing bling items!

I do not want to register on the message board but love to leave comments here and if everyone migrates to the board it deprives me of the fun to read everyone elses guesses. But more importantly, my memory is a bit overtaxed so it will be a pain to read the blind items and then go to the message board and read the guesses.
Guys, discuss anything you want on the board but keep the guesses to the blind items HERE!!!

Anonymous said...

I say the guesses to the BI's stay here also. I can't access the Message Board - and for awhile I wasn't even able to access the comments on here... but it's all back and working for me now.

- Captain

Anonymous said...

FYI BIs are also posted on the message board, so you don't have to switch back and forth.

I do think we should all still guess here for the first day or two and then move it over to the Annex.

Anonymous said...

Hez - I think that's a better idea!! Because that way we can keep up guessing the BI's on the Annex, because I know for me, I don't scroll back to previous BI posts to guess.

As for these two BI's... any guesses?

For #2 - Ellen Pompeo came to mind for the 2nd one, but she doesn't have large breasts. Vanessa Williams has big boobs and isn't she on that "Ugly Betty" show and she's single, right?

- Captain

Anonymous said...

ok - STOP! now how about some guesses, please. Paula Abdul and Ellen Pompeo?

Anonymous said...

No way, Ellen Pompeo would be involved in something like this considering what is going on with GA right now...

Anonymous said...

I wouldn'd consider Paula Abdul a television actress. Maybe a reality TV "star" (VERY loosely...)

Going to check and see who was at SAGs now...

Anonymous said...

meant Ellen would NOT be involved in this considering the current un-PC scandal. She is certainly not going to be joking about outing people.

Anonymous said...

Eva Longoria for no. 2?

Anonymous said...

Jeeeeze; great work!
I like your guys 'plan' that we should all guess here first then few days later hit the annex...
You really did a great job. Am not sure if I'll be over there though, bcs after I tried to create an account it was going to force me to fill out mortgage account forms and what not. don't want all that crap coming to my email account. Tried to do fake addresses; work, petsmart.. wldn't take any of them.
Anyway, nice addition and will be an observer 'over there' if I can't figure how to create and account without disclosing home info.

Anonymous said...

don't think it can be ellen simply bcs of the 'very large set of breasts' comment. love her but she is rail flat. ;),

Anonymous said...

radio girl, underneath that offer is a link to skip it that says, "no thanks."

I didn't see any pics of Vanessa Williams on wireimage for the SAG awards, so I don't hink it's her.

Anonymous said...

#1-no idea?

#2-sounds like something Megan Mullaley would say to Matthew Perry.

Anonymous said...

I saw a picture of her shaking Leonardo Dicaprio's hand on the red carpet. I think it was on People.com under their "Red Carpet Arrivals" photos.

Anyone have thoughts on #1? I thought of Paula Abdul, but that'd be more reality than acting.

For #2, I think Ellen Pompeo is ruled out because of the boob thing.

- Captain

Anonymous said...

lily, thanks! yeah!!

okay so radiogirl was already taken so i went with radiohogirl ;), as i do get teased by fellow jocks that i'm a radio whore! NOT bcs of anything sexual... just that i work for lots of stations and several companies... as long as i can plug in my can's i'm good to go!
anyway that will be my sign on now.

Anonymous said...

radiogirl, I believe you can say "no thanks" to those offers.

And for those that haven't been to the boards, it looks like each BI will it's own forum.

Good work Jeeeze!

Anonymous said...

inspecting bathroom floors? sounds like somebody on a crime/forensics show. other than that i can't tease out any hints.

Anonymous said...

Concerning this comment section... why is it I can no longer expand it to full screen? All I get is this half size screen now. Is this a permanet?

Anonymous said...

Bullshite I am not registaring to post on some comment board.. this right here is set up just right
as for actress with big tits cornoring and winning bet from a gay actor
Nicolette Sheirdan and Jeremy Priven

jcolette said...

Jeez you rock!!
I think it looks fantastic (clap-clap!!)

Anonymous said...

PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT USE GO TO THE BOARD METHOD ...THEY ARE A PAIN IN THE ... LEAVE THIS BLOG THE WAY IT IS, IT IS SIMPLE AND EASILY ACCESSIBLE. THE BOARD IS OVERSTUFFED WITH BLINDS AND REGISTERING...LEAVE A GOOD THING ALONE.

Anonymous said...

Two snaps up with a martini for Jeeeze!!

Okay, for the second one I'm thinking Nicolette Sheridan. Just sounds like her speed. And boobs.

Anonymous said...

Didn't notice that one of the anonys guessed Nicolette, but that Piven guess? Honey, he'd have been doing a lot more than ogling or touching them.

Anonymous said...

Ok, I am having a change of heart on the MB. I tried to post and it said that I didn't fill out all the fields, which is true. I didn't fill out the subject because the subject has already been established. So it said to hit the back button. I did and then it removed my PW too. So this seems too cumbersome for me to guess Debi Mazar for #2.

GGA

Anonymous said...

And how about Anne Heche for #1?

Anonymous said...

Heather Graham was there she could be either blind item, think about it

Anonymous said...

Say Jeeez, I think there's a problem with the board. I tried to register and it won't let me in. Said pw was incorrect, so I said send me my password, and it sent me something completely different then wouldn't accept that either.

Anonymous said...

SAG no 2. Classy whoever she is (rolls eyes).

Anonymous said...

I just registered on the message board, having some issues in learing how to use it, but I guess I will get used to!!! Very innovative Jeez!!! Rock on!!!

I need to reread the blind items again!! These have me stumped today.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if ENT will reveal any BI's in the future or was that a one time deal???

JeeezeLouise said...

Pinky, check your email for a validation mail from EzBoard. Once you click the link from that mail, you can continue with the registration process. Yes, it's a pain and EzBoard fails to explain that during registration ;)

Anonymous said...

Anon 1:28 - I'm having the same problem with Firefox as my browser - no longer get the full screen for the comments popup. If anyone knows the solution - please let us know! It worked fine until last thursday or friday.

Anonymous said...

Messageboard. Very rube goldberg to have to go to two sites for all the goodies, and register, etc. etc. If for some reason you all feel it necessary to change something that was working just fine, I say you put these sites together so that the original site - gasp! - has a message board. Plus having to registration is lame. Why make things harder than they currently are? J'accuse you of New Coke-itis!

Anonymous said...

I don't think we can rule out Ellen Pompeo for the #2 just cause of her thin frame: she was in a recent magazine (maybe Allure?) and they talked about her having a surprisingly large chest for someone known as being rail thin.
With that said, I'd be REALLY surprised to see anyone from Grey's involved in anything like this right now.

JeeezeLouise said...

Firefox: Right click the comments link and select "open in new tab". That's working for me.

Anonymous said...

Do you think it's a stretch to guess Nicole Richie for BI #1 because of the reference to Lionel's hit song "All Night Long"

"Undeterred by whatever her ailment was, she was later seen partying all night long."

And the last line is hilarious "It is unknown whether she spent any additional time inspecting bathroom floors." Or maybe it's a clue? hmmmm... (it's still funny)

Anonymous said...

Not sure if this works for Firefox users, but hold down the CTRL button while clicking on the comments and a new window will open.

JeeezeLouise said...

Ohhh, Nicole is a good guess!

Anonymous said...

what about Michelle Rodriguez for the "inspecting the floor" since she played an ex-cop on Lost?

Anonymous said...

Jeeze, firefox tip worked like a charm - thanks!

Anonymous said...

This blog has officially jumped the shark.

Anonymous said...

Betty White
slumped against the bathroom door and babbleing and refuseing help for the first blind item

Anonymous said...

Nicole Richie is a good guess but where has she been lately? Haven't seen any pix of her lately.

Ellen--maybe but only because of the sentence "She lowered her dress" her dress was some goofy thing that looked like it fastened at the neck. And like Cali-girl said in Allure she was bigger than expected. So maybe. "going to have to suffer" Her character does piss and moan alot.

Anonymous said...

Nicole Richie was not in attendance at the SAG awards, sorry.

These blind items have no clues as far as I can see. Large breasts in Hollywood??? Well, that narrows it down...

JeeezeLouise said...

Kiki, Betty White?? OMG, I just spewed Diet Coke all over my monitor ;)

Anonymous said...

Jeeeze great job on the MB! I hope it's not going to end up being a requirement to post here. I can't imagine adding another MB to what I already hit daily. :o/

Also, did you do the labels Jeeeze? They look fantastic!!!

Anonymous said...

#1: I imdb'ed "15 minutes" and up came a movie with Melina Kanakaredes, who is (or was) on CSI:NY. Not sure if she's B-list. But it also goes with the clue "inspecting."

Not even sure if she was there...

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Anon 2:30's J'accuse you of New Coke-itis!

But really, Anon @ 5:44, "jumping the shark" jumped the shark two seasons ago.

Anonymous said...

gossipmama said...
Ellen would NOT be involved in this considering the current un-PC scandal. She is certainly not going to be joking about outing people.
12:36 PM

I wouldn't dismiss her for that reason. Celebrities regularly defy rationality with their behavior. But I would dismiss her because she's flat-chested.

Anonymous said...

Hez said....

Yea, I know that's why I said that.

I never was comfortable with that phrase.

Anon @ 5:44

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with this site jumping the shark at the mesaage board. Great laugh!

also, BETTY WHITE! That is THE bast guess of all time!!!!

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